"My jokes are not shitty, they're ironic." Dave stated defensively. Karkat said nothing, and rolled his eyes. They continued walking, the store coming into sight. "Finally." Karkat huffed, slouching. "My legs were about to be as useless as Tavros'." He added in a quiet mumble. Dave just sighed and rolled his eyes, walking into the store silently.
"Welcome to Floormart, how may I- KK? Is that you?" A familiar lispy voiced droned, excitement etched in his voice by the time he was done. The angry troll looked up, and Sollux stood a few feet away. "Why the fuck are you working at Floormart?" Karkat said exhaustedly. Dave stood by, watching for a moment, before sighing and walking off down the bread isle.
"I have to, living in a house by yourself means bills, and I have no money!" He explained quickly, fumbling with his nametag which had the word "Tholluxth" etched into it.
"Holy shit man they butchered your name. That's hilarious." KK howled, clutching his stomach and doubling over in a fit of laughter.
"Yeah yeah, laugh all you want." Sollux mumbled, crossing his arms and grumbling.
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Dave scanned the shelves, pinching the bridge of his nose with his index finger and thumb. "White..white..white..aha! White!" He said triumphantly, picking up a packaged loaf and holding it up like it was fucking Simba.
"Alright. Bread; check. Now where's the milk?.."
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Hey guys! Here's another chapter for ya! I'm currently typing on the stairwell in the middle of school and my butt is KILLING ME so you better be happy with this chapter.
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Breaking Records (DaveKat Fanfic)
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