The difference between cheese and potatoes

What would happen if cheese and potatoes had a baby

Ok dang thats a long title.Sorry lets get back on track if a potato had a baby with cheese we would all die and here is why.It would be so freaking tasty but too tasty and that would be the only thing we would eat.Then we would name them cheetatoes and then some people ate to much and died from cheetato disease.Next there began a low supply of cheetatoes and everyone  fought each other just for cheetatoes. Then every thing would go wrong and everything was broken and people had to fight to survive.People would kill just for cheetatoes. Then we are down to the last cheetatoe and some one just freaking murders every one so he eats the cheetato and then explodes.He exploded because I put a bomb in it so now I was the last one alive.This whole time I was protected because I was the president for creating the cheetato so now I had to make something else to live. 

So yeah awesome story right so thats why you never breed cheese and potatoes