Where's her insides? I want to turn her on.- Allie

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by Bi-con

by Bi-con

So I wrote the first of this monstrosity at church and I'm at church now so get ready bitch.

"OH PHUCC!" Whalia moaned as she watched her son rope dancing for dat diccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck. She slapped her thighs feverishly as her son did the splits upside down. "MY SPICY THICC👌👌 BOI DEFYING GRAVITY OUT HERE!"

"HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL👅👅👅" FurrykinsAJ screeched as Queef momentarily appeared on screen.

Whalia kept slapping her thighs while
FurrykinsAJ howled at the TV.

"You phuccing freak," Sister Nun Allie said as she played with those punching balloons.

"STOP BEATING MY SON!" Whalia demanded as Sister Nun Allie continued to punch the light blue balloon.

"YEAH, GO BEAT QUEEF." FurrykinsAJ said.

"I tried beating The Gorgeous Man™ but he abused me," she looked at the darker blue balloon that laid dormant, with its rubber band, that was tied to the end, snapped.
Whalia looked at the red balloon, that lied next to the dark blue balloon, and then to the light blue balloon that Sister Nun Allie kept punching.

"That is an inaccurate representation of character," Whalia spoke "Queef is bigger than My Boi."

"LIES." FurrykinsAJ cried as she howled in disagreement.

"MY BLUE BABY BOI IS A BOTTOM!" Whalia proclaimed.

"Can you please stop?" said Matti, the normal one.

"I'll stop when Queef is a top." Whalia rolled off the air mattress on to the floor and started screeching the chant in Spongebob where Spongebob and Squidward are protesting the Krusty Krab. You know "The Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there!"?

"Good morning Krusty Krew!" Chimed FurrykinsAJ.

"I just wanted to watch Voltron, what is this?" Matti asked as Whalia slapped her thighs, while FurrykinsAJ howled, and Sister Nun Allie punched a balloon.