my rap battles

Jeffy vs Kermit

Im the mc frog
That no one wants to mess with
I knew you were stupid
But fighting me's a death wish
Everything about your channel
Just blows
Who wears a helmet, and a diaper
And a pencil in their nose
You're a messed up kid
With tons of repeated lines
Plus a few more disgusting things
Most of the time
I can't believe some one thought
You were equal to me
The hero of the muppets
Versus Jeffy Jeffy

Hi I'm Jeffy
Wanna see my pencil
We both make people laugh
But I'm a lot more successful
I've made a rap before
But I'm about to up it
Why am I put up
Against a stupid frog puppet
You honestly
Have nothing on me
I'm about to drop you
Like I drop my green beans
You're gonna need some sunblock
Until it's your turn
Cause I'm about to give you
A third degree burn
Why you do dat
Go up against me
I'm cooking up rhymes
Like my name was PeePee
I write freestyle
And you need a script
Now it's time to drop the mic Mario:Jeffy!
Jeffy:Oops daddy, it slipped

I feel bad for Pheobe
She's stuck with you as a brother
And I'm about to hurt you
As if I were your mother
Beating you
Is something I'll enjoy
The best frog around
Will defeat this bad boy
Beating me
Is really tricky
Try as hard as you want
But you couldn't beat Mrs. Piggy
Now you have a lot of subs
And quite a lot of money
But everyone laughs at you
And It's not because you're funny

I don't even know
Why you thought that you could win
I'm the new deal
You're a washed up has been
No matter what you say
I'll snap you like a twig
Your girlfriend
Is a literal pig
You wanna face me
One question, why
Call me a bad boy again
I dare you wise guy
I made a math law
Jeffy 1 kermit niel (pronounced nill)
Open that mouth again
And you'll end up like bully bill