Yep, I'm really special! So special that everyone keeps me up in a tower like I am the new Rapunzel! I don't see why they have to keep me here. The only thing I did was that I was the only one who survived in the town where the moon crashed! Actually, scratch that! I wasn't even there at the time the moon crashed! I just happened to arrive, let's see, about two minutes later, thanks to this cursed technology nowadays! Man, am I ticked off?!? If only they would let me out of here and then I could tell them how to stop all of this!
