winkboy: ive decidedwinkboy: i am no longer the same boy chasing after hopeless love
winkboy: i am the new park jihoon
memegod: bOi stFu
daddy: and the lie of the year goes to...
winkboy: trust
winkboy: im no longer that boy
godvocals: bitch wtf do u mean
godvocals: I saw u trying to break in to jinyoungs room 3 mins ago
winkboy: 3 minutes is in the past
winkboy: this is the present
memegod: ...
ba3jin: hey guys
minmom: hello everyone
ajumma: hi mom
minmom: stfu ur like 70
ajumma: ;-;
winkboy: hi im the new jihoon
minmom: ...
minmom: what did seongwoo say to u ISTG
daddy: wtf I said nothing
daddy: no need to point ur boney ass fingers at me
minmom: R U TALKING BACK IM-
ba3jin: Wdym new jihoon
winkboy: sorry old jihoon can't come to the phone rn
winkboy: why? because he's dead
ajumma: IF U DONT STFU IM ACTUALLY GONNA SWING
catlady: hey guys I was wondering if any of you have seen my gummy worms
memegod: ask Jaehwan
godvocals: oh
godvocals: no wonder the fishes weren't coming to me
ba3jin: BITCH WTF
daddy: ur telling me
daddy: u thot those were real worms
godvocals: yes
ajumma: WHAT KIND OF DUMB FUCK ARE YOU
daddy: IM-
memegod: I'm beginning to doubt ur sanity
winkboy: beginning???!!!
catlady: ...
catlady has logged off
godvocals: ITS NOT MY FAULT
ajumma: PRETTY SURE IT IS
godvocals: IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND
godvocals: it was either that or minhyuns mysterious jar of who knows what
minmom: stay away from my jar
minmom has logged off
ba3jin: ...okay then
ba3jin: anyways
ba3jin: someone should go get gummy worms for Daniel hyung
ba3jin: before he runs away from home or something lmao
winkboy: ^
daddy: I'll go
daddy: I need to get more condoms anyways
daddy: oh shit I mean what
daddy has logged off
ajumma: let's pretend that didn't happen
winkboy: I second that
winkboy: no one needs to know what kind of activities they perform in that closed room
memegod: tell me about it
memegod: it's a whole different story when u share a room with them
ajumma: LMAO
memegod: yeet little do u know (^_−)−☆
ajumma: ew get ur fahgot looking ass out of here
memegod has logged off
ajumma has logged off
godvocals: i ain't gonna be no these wheel
godvocals: I'm out PEACE
godvocals has logged off
ba3jin: well... this is awkward
winkboy: u know i did love you right?
ba3jin: I'm sorry
ba3jin: I can't return ur feelings
winkboy: I've been pulling off as a joke but ya know
winkboy: it kinda hurts
ba3jin: jihoon
winkboy: I mean it's fine
winkboy: u and daehwi r cute together
winkboy: who am I to ruin that?
ba3jin: jihoon...
winkboy: well, I'll talk to u later
winkboy: got a lot of hw ha
ba3jin: ...yeah of course
winkboy: bye jinyoung
ba3jin: bye jihoon
winkboy has logged off
ba3jin has logged off
Idk why the ending is so depressing but I like it lmao. Plus idk y but my wink deep heart slowly coming back. 💕