Chapter 2: England
A little boy named Joe was taking a writing test in school, and was very imaginative. He wrote stories of great adventures and journeys. When the test was over he turned it in, and when his teacher read it, she gave an A+++. It was so good the teacher shared it with the principal and the principle shared it with the super intendant and the SI shared it with the...the queen?!?!?!? That's going to far. But the queen loved it and she invited Joe to tea and crumpets. Joe got all dressed up and wore his favorite pare of chaps, but sadly he spilled mustard powder on them and his mother brutally beat him with a black belt until he got a massive shiner. When Joe arrived at the castle, there were guards everywhere and severed heads in glass cases? The queen was sitting at a table with the tea and crumpets on the table with a very pleased face. They started talking about the story until Joe accidentally spilled tea on the queens dress and crumbs on the floor. The queen stared at him disappointedly and sentenced the guards to beat him. Joe ran away but but the guards tackled him to the ground beating him with clubs until he fell into a coma. That was the end of Joe.
