Judy, the girl with big ass jahoobies, was a sad girl. She wanted nothing more but to fuck every person on earth. The problem was, everytime she fucked somebody, they suffocated in her huge bazongas. She really needed help. I mean, her tits were bigger than Billy The Fridge. (that says a lot). After the 15,000 (I heard a ice cream truck) guy died, she decided she had enough. She wanted to change. Her jahoobies were too huge. She asked her dad, our lord and savior Bill Nye The Science Guy, aka Jesus, to help her but he said no, that her titays were too perfect. She got angry and she went insane. She grabbed the nearest thing, which was poison, and forced her father to drink it. He died and she felt so relieved. She found it fun and entertaining to watch somebody die. She knew what she had to do. (to be continued mother fuckers)