*dirty*
Daniel:
Daniel: I'm jealous of your dress
You: why?
Daniel: because it's touching your body and I'm not
Corbyn:
Corbyn: the FBI wants to steal my penis!
You: huhhh?? Are you ok?
Corbyn: no, I need help! Can I hide it inside you??
Jonah:
You: ...but don't you dare kick me out of bed tonight, idc if it's an accident
Jonah: the only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor
Zach:
Zach: you have the cutest smile
You: aww thanks babe
Zach: it'd look better if it was all you're wearing
Jack:
You: should we go for a walk later? The weather seems nice
Jack: now I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
You: did... Did you just...
