I literally wanna slap my friend rn.
She recently had seen IT and she said it wasn't even scary.
So, let's call my friend S.
S: I've seen IT,it's not even scary.
Me: Alright..
S: But have you seen Bill?! He's SOOOOOO cute.
Me: Mhm.. I know..
S: he is literally my life. I wish I was a girl in IT.
Me: Next time audition.
S: -scoffs- Anyways, Bill is mine. I so do not ship Billverly.
Me: -internal screaming-
S: ALSO, Jaeden Lieberher, mine also. I'm his Girlfriend...
She's fucking 12 and lying about how she's gonna be in a movie premiere with her one and only Jaeden Lieberher.
I just wanna...
I AM 5 SECONDS AWAY FROM SLAPPING THAT BITCH.
SOMEONE CONVINCE ME NOT TO--
