The bird was chirping (not really) my room was cold, I mean really cold.. it was a rainy morning and the AC in my room was in its full power.. bbrrr...
*knock* *knock*
"lex, mata na dira! Udto nah!" (lex, get up, its late already!) my mom shouted from the door.
I groan before sitting up but immediately slump back because of the coldness.. and eventually I fell back asleep..
An hour had pass...
*BANG* *BANG* I think that was my father banging on the door, ugh, how much I hate waking up early, its Sunday for Christ sake, im TIRED!!!!!
*BANG* BANG* ugh
"oh!" I shouted in response.. I sat up not wanting my father would bang the door again, I was wearing a blue short (I mean a really short short) and a long shirt that was covering it.. my hair was a bit mess but I still look fine I guess? I went to the bathroom and wash my face, I took a towel on a chair next to my mirror and head out of my room while rubbing my face..
'oof' I fell on my butt because I collided on something or someone?
"unsa mana!!! Sakit baya!! (what is that? It hurts you know!)" i complained rubbing my butt and slowly stood up but my eyes are still close.. I heard giggling so I thought I collided with my cousin, so I just walk to the dining table still with closed eyes.. what? I memorize my ways in my house, I have live with it for 16 years.. I know every angle and everything in it.
Once I open my eyes, something was totally wrong!!!!
You wanna know why???? There are 19 strangers, standing in front of me
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted with all my might then fell on the floor.
My mother and my father and the other people in my house run to the dining room t find me on the floor pointing at the boys..
"ALEX!' my mother run to me and assisted me to stand.
"na unsa man kah? (what happened to you?)" my mother said in our language.
"k-kinsa mana!!!(w-who a-are they?)" i pointed at the boys..
"abi nako addict ka ug Kpop niya wala kah nakaila sa ila? (I thought you're an addict in Kpop, then how come you don't know them?)" your mother ask..
"eh? Pag puyo me!!!.. April 1st bah diay ron? (eh? Don't play with me mom!!! is it April 1st?)" you replied
"ehem" the tallest guy which looks like the hot guy Kris from EXO interrupted.
"can you speak on English? So we can understand?" he said in English.
"eh? Naa ka sa pinas ayaw sige ug English kay samok buntag pah!"
(eh? Your in Philippines don't speak English with me because its bothersome ad its still morning!))
I scolded but he just frowned at you not understanding any word except for the word English.
"Im sorry Kris, she is really grumpy in the morning" my mother apologized to the guy then she sent him a smile. Wait......... wait a minute.... KRIS??? Eh??????? Are they playing a trick on me?
"me? unsa ni nah joke?? Mau ni tong sa tv5? Or Laugh out Loud?"
(mom? What kind of joke is this? Is this the show in tv5? Or Laugh out Loud?)
You frown still not getting the situation..
(A/N: tv5 is a Tv station or a Channel in Philippines and Laugh out Loud is a Variety show in Philippines that was hosted by Luis Manzano and Aloudia.. it's a show that shows how the staff of the show pranks people from the stress or some random people)