Xcaleptacarnatoesis

Faith: Have you been experiencing tenderness of your elbow, thumb area, toe or thigh high region?
Jordan: If the answer is yes, you may have Xcaleptacarnatoesis.
Faith: But luckily for you, were have made this amazing new treatment drug called Xcaleptacarnatoesisaway.
Jordan: Great name, right?
Faith: It surely is. If you want to our drug, it is highly expensive. Also, there are many side effects. Like depression, sweating profusely, suicidal thoughts,your Xcaleptacarnatoesis getting worse, death, hallucinations,
Jordan: Dying, fainting, becoming an absolute psycho, drowning, and worst of all, SMILING OBSESSIVELY.
Faith: That definitely is the worst. But now, more information. Also, you may just have Xcaleptacarnatoesis. It is highly common among most men, but mostly young men..
Jordan: Young Men! Bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum
Faith: Young Men! Bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum
Both: You can stay at the Y.M.C.A!
Faith: But seriously, you can stay at the YMCA.
Jordan: Also, we would not recommended it.
Faith: You can spread it just by looking at somebody. If you are not careful, that is.
Jordan: Ya, its kinda bad....
Faith: But never the less! Going on! Um... Jordan?
Jordan: So Ya... *whispers to faith* Faith! I don't know what to say!
Faith: Um.. YMCA!
Both: Y M C A! Its fun to stay at the YMCA!
Young men! Bum bum bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum! (Goes on and fades out to YMCA)