Hi. Today, I'm gonna go to the most lit highschool on earth.
It's called Dank Meme High. Most of you don't know me. I'm a small, unnoticed meme. I'm waiting to become as dank as the seniors. But, since you don't know me, let me explain who I am.
I'm Kazoo Kid.
I like to sing, dance, pretend, and have funfunfunfunfunfunfUN
I'm a particularly new meme. Fresh. Waiting to become dank. Being dank is an honor. I want to become the dankest meme in school. I've heard once you get remixes and songs of you, you're popular and dank.
—dANK TIME SKIP—
I'm at the school gates now. The legends are on these gates. Some of the dankest are our teachers. Like Pepe, or the Troll Face. I aspire to be like them.
—another dANK TIME SKIP—
I'm in. I'm actually in. I'm stepping on the same sidewalk that the first dank memes stood on. Shrek is greeting us all at the door. Shrek is the principal. He told us if we're on his last layer, we better be careful. If you do make him angry after that, it's a "GET OUT O'ME SCHOOL" and a kick out the door. I brought my kazoo in my backpack, so maybe that'll help me make friends.
—dANK TIME SKIP—
—3rd person DPOV*—
Kazoo Kid walked into the school, looking at all the glorious memes. There's so many cool people here. Doge is riding a skateboard, Gabe the dog** is borking a back to school speech, and a few new memes are in the corner. I decided to meet them and get their names. "Hi! I'm Kazoo Kid! I like to sing, dance, pretend, and have funfunfunfunfunfunfUN!"
One of the less shy memes looked at me. "I'm wody. Can you tell if der's a snek in me boot? I can't tell and these two are too afraid."
*DPOV means DANK POINT OF VIEW.
**REST IN PEACE GABE THE DOG. AT LEAST HE'S BORKING IN A BETTER PLACE.
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Dank Meme Highschool
HumorEver wonder how boring, unpopular memes become dank? They go to Dank Meme Highschool. A school where the most boring and sad memes are whipped ( and naenaed ) into dank memes.
