One day I was on wattpad being black and minding my business when I came up with the bright idea to make friends. So on my latest post I put "who wants to be my friend" Starbuttee and a couple others replied. Starbuttee was the only person who gave me there Instagram and we started talking. At first it was a little weird because we were like strangers but all it took was a joke to break the ice and we were talking like best friends. We still do that and we havent known each other that long. We laugh and make fun of each other. She even encourages me and she doesn't get serious about my crazy jokes.
10 years later
Starbuttee was shaking in her heels because she was about to marry the love of her life the Ireland beauty Chloe. Me I was fucking lit because Normani kordei was about to be a Jackson (sorry kids). We were in the same room while she was sweating her balls off I was listening to Havana and replaying young thugs part over because to this day i still don't know what the fuck he said. Starbuttee was breathing abnormally when Lauren told us it was time for the wedding to start. She almost fainted and we had just got the news Taylor swift was pushed into the cake by dinah. Her attitude was funky because Norminah was no longer real it was all about kaymani in the media. Starbuttee walked down the isle first and cried when she saw her fiance. It was my turn to walk down the isle and glo and behold was my beautiful fiance. I was on cloud 3,000. The preacher began doing the ceremony and I kept looking at Dinah sticking my tongue out. When the vows were said and tears were cried I walked past Dinah and she pulled me by my arm. She began to passionately whoop the shit out of me or known as a poly beat down. Starbuttee was watching me get my ass get beat while Lauren was flirting with Chloe. Starbuttee noticed this and began to fight normani. I finay got upperhand on Dinah and stopped fighting I noticed normani was laughing. "You got your ass whooped but I still love you dumbass" Chloe was trying to break up Lauren and Starbuttee fight. I walked over and grabbed Starbuttee off of Lauren. After all of the drama died down we were on our way to new Orleans live happily ever after
The end
