You really blew it this time

Genre: smut

contains: blow job and bitting (I would've included other things but I wasn't sure what)

third pov

it's just a normal night in the phan apartment. Dan and Phil hade arrived back from the radio show about half an hour ago. They were in the bedroom, making out. Fixing the sexual tension that had been building up throughout the show. Dan is laying on the bed with Phil on top of him, kissing his neck. Dan moans as phil hits Dan's sweet spot. He suddenly starts laughing. "Dan why are you laughing?" Dan looks Him in the eyes as Phil looks up from his neck. "oh just that, these radios shows are just getting gayer every week" Phil chuckles. He pulls Dan's shirt over his head. Phil starts peppering kisses from his neck to his collar bones. He nips on the bone making Dan yelp in pleasure. Phil looks up at him before he nips it a second time. Phil continues to kiss down Dan's slightly tanned torso.

Phil comes back up His body before laying a heated kiss on Dan's lips.

Dan takes the opportunity to flip them over. He props himself up with his hands, looking down at Phil. Dan rips the shirt of Phil's body, before attacking his skin with love bites. Phil gasps "the phandom were right" Phil points out in between moans. Dan smirks as he starts removing Phil's jeans. Dan looks up at Phil. "you know what would be even gayer?" Dan asks as he removes Phil's tight boxers. Phil gulps. "what?" Dan moves his hand to the floor to try and find his phone. Dan then lays it next to Phil's thigh. Ignoring the question Dan lays kisses along Phil's inner thigh, occasionally leaving bite marks. He eventually arrives at the tip of Phil's cock, licking around the tip. He goes to grab his phone as he licks the slit. Dan takes a picture and loads the twitter app. Phil has had his head back this whole time. in bliss at the sensation of Dan's lips. He sees the room bright up for a moment, making him look down at Dan.

"It would be even gayer, if I posted a photo of me sucking you off to twitter" He glares at Dan. "You wouldn't!" Phil growls. "oh Philly, you know me! Of course I wouldn't" Dan retorts with a mischievous grin on his face as he turns the phone around, to show phil the already written tweet. now, all Dan has to do is post it. Phil snatches the phone away. This causes Dan to detach his lips from Phil's manhood. He quickly pulls himself up to grab his phone back, unfortunately Phil holds it out of reach. Dan straddles Phil's naked body in an attempt to get it back.

They're fighting for it for a while. Dan being the sneaky boy he is, drives himself to towards Phil's chest. Dan starts sucking on Phil's nipple, while tweaking the other with his fingers. Phil drops the phone on the bed as a groan escapes his lips, Dan makes a break for it. He picks it up as quick as he can. "No!" phil shouts realising it's too late. Dan pouts, seeing that it's on his home page. Phil sighs in relief. Dan then gets back down to where he was, to continue another night of sexual heaven with his boyfriend.

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it's 11 am on Monday morning. Dan and Phil are eating Cheerios. "Please don't try and do that again!" Phil begs Dan. "why not?" Dan responds jokily with a pout on his face. Phil has got to admit that it looks pretty adorable, but he still doesn't approve of what Dan did (well tried to do). "It's just, if we're going to come out, I'd rather not do it that way"

"I guess you're right but you know I was only joking" Dan says as he gets up to put the empty bowl and cup in the sink. Phil sips the last of his coffee, before doing the same and sitting next to Dan on the sofa.

Dan develops a lump in his throat as he's scrolling through his tumblr. "emm..... phil?" Dan speaks in a worried tone. Phil turns to him with a fearful look on his face. "what's happened now?" Dan doesn't say anything as he turns his mac to face Phil. Phil's mouth gapes open at what he sees.

Tumblr caption reads: "Homo Howell, FYI Dan likes penis. well Phil's penis" with attached photo of Dan's tweet. This was one of many tumblr posts. there was some that said things like "we were right Phil does have a anaconda in his pants" and some jokes about who tops between them now that Dan posted that photo. Phil looks up at Dan. "sorry?" Dan says in a questionable tone. "sorry! really?" Phil sarcastically retorts as he glares at Dan. Dan just sits there, looking at Phil. absolutely speechless. "I know I really blew it this time" Dan finally speaks up. Phil giggles "yes you really did blow it didn't you?" Phil winks making Dan sigh in relief, before they both start laughing.

A/N I'm actually sure if this is what they wanted but I know I enjoyed writing it! it's kind of short but I hope you all like it. feel free to give me feedback and/or follow me. you can also message me prompts anytime and I'll try and do them.