"Today is the day we celebrate Queenie's 100th birthday. As you all have been informed this is now officially the day we begin The Queenies Games."
(Cheering)
"The queenies will process as follows;
Every student must be split into a different sector. You must protect your peers. All weapons you may found in the school are ligitamit. Your Teachers will be acting as your peacekeeps. Their decisions are finale. I your principle Mrs rock, will be this years comintator. No training will take place. Now split into these groups, no arguing or you will be illuminated."
(Crowd Nodding)
"Split into the following groups-
Tiffany
Felicia
Alexandra
Jemima
Sophie S
You are in the basic white girl group.
Katie
Barcati
Presets
Felicia
You are in the bogan group
Jasmine
Autumn
Amber
Rebecca
You are in the nerd group
Andy
Jasper
Rorri
Amanda
You are in the jock group
Lavender
Aileen
Izzy
Rose
You are in the Asian group
And last but not least
(Drum roll)
Hunter
Sarah
Saskia
Sophie M
Chiara
Alex
For the extras that we don't know where to place!!! Yay!
(Awkward cheering)
Now. Everyone split into your groups. White girls, jocks to the art school. Nerds, asians to lowerance (aka science school). And finally, extras and bogans you got to level 5. The Queenwood Games will officially start at 12pm on the dot."
"Happy Queenie Games, May the odds be ever in your favour!".
(Crowd runs)
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The Queenwood games
HumorThe queenwood hungergames. With celebration of Queewood Schools 100th birthday, the princible decided it would be a "wonderful" idea for the students to have a 'friendly' compition. But as our dear principle did not think of was the students revolti...
