Choopter 6ix
Jesus’s point of few
I shook the sexy man i front of me. “WAKE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL HUNK O SPUNK!”
He suuddenly sat up, banging foreheads with me and kissing me in the process. We licced each others mouth in the french style. Slurp :p
“Harry u ho!” screamed gigi. I broke apart. I hadnt realized she was in the room!
Harry looked at her confused. “Gigi…?”
“Yeah, tis’ me,” she screamed. “And you are cheating on me!! With some random hobo you picked up on the street!””
I felt anger surge through my body. Did she just call me, in all my glory, a hobo?? How dare she!
I pointed at her and smited her. Her screams echoed through the room as she burnt to ashes. Soon all that was left was a pile of ashes.
“Oh thank god,” harry said. “She was starting to get on my nerves.”
I smiled at him.”Now that she’s gone...wanna do some stuff?” ;)
Harry smiled but before he could say anytjhing, the doorbell rang.
We both wandered over and opened the door.
“WHAT HOOK AN EARTH IS THAT!” we both screamed in unison. In front of us was a giant fukin WALRUS.
“Hay,” he said. “dO You have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour poseidon?”
I was so furious that he wasn’t worshipping me I fainted.
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Romanceour idol harrrrryyy styles meets the only jesus christ and things hit off. God those toes Those god damn toes They got him everytime. All he wanted to do was lick them So so bad.
