The British Blogger (Niam AU)

Chapter 1

Niall's P.O.V

"What do you mean you don't know who you're talking to?"

Me and my two best mates Zayn and Louis were sprawled out on my living room floor suppose to be watching some Disney movie but failed.

Zayn snatched Louis phone and I chuckled seeing him struggle to get it back.

"Zayn no-" Louis growled in frustration and punched Zayn's shoulder "Drop It!"

Zayn smirked glancing at the phone and then at Louis.

"I'm not a dog Louis," he spoke "besides you're the only bitch here!"

My eyes darted from the situation to the television screen and I spoke

"Guys shush it,the talking animals are singing!"

Zayn rolled his brown eyes and turned to Louis, he kicked him hard in the stomach.

Louis rolled onto his back catching his breath and growled

"Zayn Malik you're a jerk!"

Zayn shrugged leaning against the coffee table in the middle of the room.

His eyes focused on the phone and scrolled through the messages

"Lou who the heck is 'Harry771'?"

This got my attention and I scooted over to Zayn and looked over his shoulder and read the messages:

"Hi"

"You're cute"

"Where are you from"

"No one.." Louis muttered hiding his expression from us by looking at the T.V screen.

"Mmhmm.." I said piping up

Zayn sighed

"This guys a creep Louis.."

Louis shot a stern look towards Zayn and spoke

"How do you know!"

Zayn clicked on guys profile and replied

"Well I don't know but it's pretty stupid to be giving your personal information to someone on the internet, don't you agree Niall?"

I groaned slightly cause Zayn always involved me in his fights and made me back him up..but this time I wasn't to sure what to think..

"Eh I don't know..you got a point but there's no harm in it." He starred at me but I just looked away. Louis cleared his throat

"Now can I please have my phone back?"

I grabbed it from Zayn's grasp and chucked it towards Louis.

Zayn gave me a playful shove and laughed

"So Louis?" I said "What's that app anyways?"

Louis scrolled through the messages and I saw his face turn a bright pink

"It's uh called Chat Mixer and you make a profile and talk to random people.."

Zayn laughed "Sounds fun.."

Louis grabbed a couch pillow and threw it at Him

"Oh shut up!" He said while doing it.

"So," I said "you got a thing for this Harry guy?" I added a little wink to the end and his face brightened even more.

"Um it's- no it's nothing we're just friends.."

"With Benefits." Zayn said while having a fake coughing fit it to cover it up.

"Yes okay.." Louis said sticking out his tongue "We're kinda flirting with each other.." A deep laugh escaped Zayn's mouth and I giggled.

"Hey!" Louis said, getting an idea

"You should both make profiles and find some lovers."

"No thanks.." I said and Zayn agreed with me. Louis sighed

"Oh common you two have highly depressing love life's."

Zayn gave a know it all smile and laughed

"Sorry to disappoint Lou but I've got a girl friend."

Louis groaned "Common Malik we know you don't like her!" Zayn looked at me and I gave a slight nod agreeing with Louis.

"Yeah Zayn it's obvious you've got a thing for her friend Perrie." I said sending a toothless smile his way.

Zayn's cheeks started to turn to a pinkish tint and me and Louis laughed.

"Two against one Zayn!" Louis said a little to perky.

Zayn rolled his eyes,

"You guys are the worst.."

He looked away from us and to the television screen and I wrapped my arms around him and spoke

"But you love us anyways!"

He ruffed my blonde hair and laughed

"Well I guess so.."

I pouted my lip and Louis rolled his ocean blue eyes

"Gee thanks.."

"Now-" Louis said "How about that profile?"

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Hi (a/n) this is pretty awkward since I doubt anyone will read this but this chapter was sorta short, sorry bout that.

Plus it was pretty boring cause it was a whole run down type deal but I'm horrible at writing and this was all done on a dare so yeah no hate :p

Please vote & comment if ya wanna (:

~Taylor