Random Things To Do When You Are Bored

20 Things To Do

1. Paint your teeth.

2. Re-elect Richard Nixon. 

3. Buff your cat.

4. Stalk your boyfriend/girlfriend.

5. Watch the sun...see if it moves.

6. Build a pyramid.

7. stand on your head.

8. Spit shine on your Nikes.

9. Apply for a unicorn hunting license.

10. Paint your windows.

11. Flirt with an evergreen.

12. Pretend you're blind.

13. Annoy yourself.

14. Ride a bike.

15. Be a side effect.

16. Redecorate your face.

17. Scream "SHE RATCHET!"

18. Crump.

19. Build a house out of toothpicks.

20. Howl.