"Jawn!"
Sherlock shouts flying into 221B through the window because Mycroft threw him away from his cake.
"Be gay be gay!" Ms Hudson shouts kissing Mycroft who had appeared in the kitchen looking for more food.
Jawn dashes down the stairs and leaps into Sherlock's arms screaming.
"Sherlawk!"
"Jawn!"
"Sherlawk!"
"Jawn!"
"Moriarty!"
Moriarty appears in the room holding a pengwing.
"Say it Sherlawk say PENGWING!"
He shouts shoving the pengwing in Sherlock's face.
"Nu! I will not let you tease my Sherlawk!" Jawn cries dumping a whole container of jam on Moriarty.
Sherlock falls over and dies from the sudden loss of Jawn in his arms.
"Noooooo they must be gay together!!!" Ms Hudson screams running straight into Greg's arms.
"Jeff u r here!" Sherlock exclaims coming back to life.
"Ya Cuz i luv ur brother now!" Lestard says kissing Mycrofts cake filled mouth.
"I luv u too ya know." Moriarty tells the pengwing.
"YEA SO MUCH GAY!!!" Ms Hudson screams out the window.
"No it's to much gay!" Molly says appearing in the window.
A second later the whole building explodes from gayness.
The end
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Sherlock crack
FanfictionI'm really sorry I don't know what came over me!!! But I love reading crack fics so maybe someone will want to read mine? 😂 seriously I'm sorry!
