Whats The Sitch

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[Vixens]

Jaelf: updAtE
Jaelf: So I went by the coffee shop again
Jaelf: To ya know get my daily drink

buttenthusiast: Oh no

Jaelf: And I just
Jaelf: Happened
Jaelf: to see coffee god there again

Hyogibear: Stop
Hyogibear: Stalking
Hyogibear: The
Hyogibear: Poor
Hyogibear: Man

Jaelf: It's not stalKInG
Jaelf: It's just observing

Grandpa: Whatever helps you sleep at night

Jaelf: And oh my god
Jaelf: He's really cute

buttenthusiast: Yes you said that before

Jaelf: Like he has just these adorable cheeks
Jaelf: And his smile is so beautiful
Jaelf: And ohsjskskd

buttenthusiast: The fuck?
buttenthusiast: Did he die

Grandpa: Oh god I hope so

Jaelf: rUde

Hyogibear: Why are you acting so soft though
Hyogibear: You're never like this

buttenthusiast: Yeah
buttenthusiast: Last time you had a crush on someone
buttenthusiast: All you talked about is giving the guy head

Jaelf: I mean
Jaelf: Coffee god is pretty smoking hot
Jaelf: But he's just so cute????
Jaelf: I get really soft, especially when he smiles

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[Idiot giraffe]

Idiot giraffe: Taekwoon
Idiot giraffe: Something bizarre happened to my friend these past few days

Uwuwoon: I don't really care tho

Idiot giraffe: Can you just indulge in my request to listen :'(

Uwuwoon: but I don't wanna hear

Idiot giraffe: I'll buy you some food

Uwuwoon: You were saying?

Idiot giraffe: Jfc
Idiot giraffe: Some guy was taking pictures of binnie

Uwuwoon: Isn't that normal for him tho?
Uwuwoon: People mistake him as a celebrity because of his face all the time

Idiot giraffe: Yeah but
Idiot giraffe: The same guy keeps visiting where binnie works
Idiot giraffe: I think he's getting fed up and i wanna avoid him cursing out a customer