We were in some new anime. Sweet! Then I saw this totes HAWT girl!!!
[INSERT PICTURE OF LEVY MCGARDEN HERE!]
and beside her.... WAS ANOTHER HAWT GIRL!!!
[INSERT PIC OF LUCY HEARTFILIA HERE!]
OMG ALL THE GIRLS HERE ARE HAWT!
[INSERT PIC OF ERZA SCARLET HERE]
Surely they can't turn down a awesome guy like me!!!
"Hey babe." I said as I scooted to a blond haired girl. She screamed something and ANOTHER HAWT GIRL APPEARED!!! [INSERT PIC OF VIRGO FROM FAIRY TAIL HERE]
"YOU CAN MAKE HOT GIRLS APPEAR!" I screamed.
"SHUT UP I'M WITH NATSU!!!!" yelled the hot girl.
I was suddenly angry. "WHOS NATSU?" I yelled.
Some dude with spiky pink hair came out of nowhere and shot a fireball at me. THEN KA BOOM. Black.
I woke up and Princess and Red looked really mad. "WE FOUND THE SUPER LETTERS!!" yelled Pig.
FATPIG
"AWESOME." I say.