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stan-funny

"Stan-"
"Stan-"
"Stan-"
"Stan-"
"Stan-"
"Stanly"

"what in the fucking world do you fucking want." I slam my fist on the lunch table.

"jesus, calm down you fucking Jew."

I bring my hand to my face and hold the bridge of my nose in annoyance. "what do you want richie" i sigh.
"don't look now but (y/n) is soo checking you out."
I turn my head in search of (y/n) in the large cafeteria. "hey dumbass, I didn't say turn around, you look so dumb right now." I hear Richie behind me.
I found (y/n)'s eyes and we made direct eye contact.
I start heavily breathing like I have asthma, "shit, we made eye contact what do I do now...my life is over, she knows I like her. I just want to crawl into a hole and die."
"you're retarded" Richie shakes his head.
"just walk up to her and talk-to-her don't be a lil' bitch" eddie says.
"easy for you to say" I roll my eyes.
"just-just-just go up-up to-to her" bill points at her.
"BILL STOP! DONT POINT AT HER YOU'RE MAKING THIS SO OBVIOUS" i put my hands over my face.
"it's your lucky day" eddie grins
"why- is she coming over here?" i start to shake. I get up from my seat pick up my lunch tray- my actions were caught off as I feel a hand on my shoulder, startling me, i jump and spill my lunch tray on the floor along with the schools horrible green beans. "great fucking shit" i whisper to my self. "look what you made me do assclowns" I look up at the boys who are currently dying of laughter, I cross my arms over my chest.
"oh my god, Stan i didn't mean for you to drop your food on the ground. sorry for scaring you" (y/n) chuckles.
"I'll pick it up" she offers.
"okay" i smile.
she leaves, probably to get a mop or something.
"hey assclown" Richie says
"what"
"you're supposed to be a gentlemen, pick that mess yourself, you dropped it"
"she's the one who made me drop it, so she can pick it up." I huff.

she comes back with a mop. "thanks for cleaning that." I smile

"sure"

"so Stan" she gets up from the ground. "I was thinking if you wanted to hang out sometime?" she puts her hair behind her ear.

"oh (y/n) I'm so flattered" i cheer up with excitement. "but I think I'll pass." I shrug my shoulders.
she furrowed her eyebrows, "okay." and walked away.
"what the hell was that." Richie asks. "she just asked you out and you rejected her? I thought you liked her." he bursts into laughter.
"oh shit" I put a fist over my mouth. "I didn't think before I spoke" my eyes nearly come out of their sockets.
"well shit" Eddie adds.
"oh well, there's plenty of fish in the sea" i shrug my shoulders and take my seat again.
"Stan, that was literally your only chance of having a girlfriend, I bet no one, and I mean no one would ever like you ever again." Richie says.
"fuck off" i flip him off.
and the other losers laugh like it was funny.
I get up and start to walk away.
"where are you going?" Eddie questions.
"home"
"it's only fifth period" both Eddie and Richie say in unison.
"I don't care"