Slenderman
Hamburgers are made out of ham (puts shades on)
Eyeless Jack
You're stuck learning how to blow a chewing gum bubble while I'm stuck chewing on Toblerone without breaking off one of my brackets on my braces. (Author knows the feels T_T)
Jeff the killer
Owls don't suffer from lack of eyelids. They just wore contacts that are the same size of a manhole. (Watch out for an insulted Jeffrey woods!)
Ben Drowned
You tell me my fave game sucks, Imma beat you. But if you say that I suck in my fave game, I'll give you a kiss. (Lowkey flirting? Jk)
Dr. Smiley
Ponies are horses with party hats, not marshmallow-colored horns. (DUH?)
Masky
It's not called cheesecake if there are fruit toppings on it. I called it tropical sponge! (Insulted yet Masky? XD)
Hoodie
It's not an internet troll if it doesn't look like a troll using the keyboard as piano keys. (Dafuq? XD)
Ticci Toby
When you see a male fish molesting a female fish, you called it as "The Rafisht." (Slow clap.)
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