tyguy: y'know what sounds amazing right now?
beanyboi: hm?
tyguy: chipotle
youngadam: TYLER
tyguy: whut
youngadam: shut up its like 9 am where u are
tyguy: do u have a point or???
ry chips: is chipotle even open?
tyguy: unimportant
jishfish: slightly important
tyguy: wait
tyguy: taco bell
wickedly wild💕: are u okay???
tyguy: is anyone ever really okay here??
treestump: lmao no
ry chips: ugh yall are edgy as hell
beanyboi: rt
treestump: bren are u even allowed to have twitter???
beanyboi: wow patrick i didnt come here to be BULLIED
beamyboi: like come on im already in middle school cut me some slack
treestump: neverrrrrr
ry chips: patrick lay off my kid
treestump: yeah okay
ry chips: i'm sorry
ry chips: what was that?
treestump: yes ma'am
ry chips: much better
tyguy: whoops ryan wins at parenting
youngadam: i just feel like ry could kill us all at any moment
ry chips: who told u???
beanyboi: wtheck mom???
ry chips: omf it's a joke
wickedly wild💕: u make jokes now??
ry chips: ehhhhhhh no
ry chips: jokes imply that i'm funny which i'm not
beanyboi: that right there is a joke u are so!!
ry chips: nah
wickedly wild💕: lol keep lying to urself
tyguy: wait a sec i have a pregunta
youngadam: wait what
treestump: question
beanyboi: yes??
treestump: that's just what pregunta means
beanyboi: yeah but what's ur question
treestump: i don't have a
wickedly wild💕: this is dumb stop
wickedly wild💕: tyler what's up
tyguy: why is hayley williams not here??????
wickedly wild💕: funny joke u think she's not here she just lurks
yelyah: what up
yelyah: i've returned from the war
ry chips: pfft alrighty then
yelyah: secretly lurking even though i'm grounded is a war ryan soooo
ry chips: i'm not doubting u i'm just not agreeing with u
beanyboi: my brain hurts
wickedly wild💕: ry stop being salty
ry chips: i'm already chips how can i get any saltier?
beanyboi: MY BRAIN STILL HURTS
wickedly wild💕: GO TALK TO DALLON
beanyboi: MY BRAIN FALLS OUT OF MY BUTT WHEN THAT HAPPENS
tyguy: okay then just glue ur butt closed
ry chips: i can't even count how many ways that is the dumbest idea ever
treestump: ^^^
tyguy: well it's not like anyone else was gonna do anything besides laugh
wickedly wild💕: unimportant
wickedly wild💕: B go
beanyboi: fiiiiiiiiine
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Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers (Brallon)
Fanfictionbreadbean: ARE YOU ALIVE djmonthes: living is irrelevant we could all be part of a computer mainframe breadbean: you're scary breadbean: i like that (tw: occasional cursing/swearing, suicidal thoughts/actions) (Intentionally short chapters. Just t...
