Dank Riverdale Texts

why Betty?

Veronica adds "Cheryl" and "Kevin"

Cheryl: Why the hell am I in this chat? I have better things to do then talk with the Sad Breakfast Club

Archie: Oh yeah? And what's that?

Cheryl: Cheerleading you dumb cow

Kevin: Is cheerleading still a thing?

Cheryl: Is being the gay best friend still a thing :)

Kevin: HOLD MEH HOOPS

Veronica: Calm down you guys, we need to talk about the real matter at hand.

Betty: Yeah, we need to start discussing about who the masked killer could be. So......

Veronica: NO. I meant we need to talk about who stole my fucking pringles! Seriously guys I had half a chip left in there :(

Cheryl: I might as well try to drown myself again. Toodles!

Jughead: Good she's gone. Do u now how fucking annoying she is getting?

Cheryl: 3.......

Cheryl: 2.......

Jughead: Oh look at the time, gotta blast

Betty: Really guys. I'm being serious. The Black Hood keeps calling me and he says he doing this all for me. And he says if I tell anyone he'll kill them all.

Archie: BETTY U DUMB BITCH WERE NOW GONNA DIE

Veronica: scuse me?

Betty: no....oh

Veronica: *cries* I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO MEET CAMILLA CABELLO YETTTTTTT

Archie: wait where did I leave my jacket?

Veronica: I NEED TO FIND MY GUCCI SANDALS

Archie: it's not in my room....

Cheryl: THIS IS MY TIME TO CONFESS MY LOVE TO U ARCHIKINS! IV'E WANTED TO FUCK U SINCE U GOT ABS BUT U NEVER WANTED SUM FUK FROM ME

Archie: wait is my jacket at Pops?

Veronica: guys I accidentally broke my lamp while I was having my meltdown

Black Hood: nationwide is on your side

Veronica: I think I just gave birth

Cheryl: I remember Jason once gave birth :(