The oscar award started so we went to take out seats. I noticed that my name was on a different seat to hers.
'Sorry' she said and took her seat. I went to try and find my seat and I was very confused. I bumped into a tall man, I looked up and saw David Hasslehoff.
'LOL RAWR' he said and walked away. Celebrities were so weird, at this moment I was glad I was a plumber.
'Hi pretty lady' I heard someone say behind me, I turned to see Ellen page behind me.
'soz I don't swing that way' then she started crying, what a weak bitch.
I finally found my seat and it was next to a beautiful puototo recan man. I was so nervous next to him, he was so hot and I was so not lol. I'm glad I swaped shoes with lili because now I know my feet smell good.
YOU ARE READING
MY PATH TO FAME
ChickLitThis is based on the true story of my best friend's life. I have changed her name to protect her, but this is all 100% true. I have also changed my name in the story, see if you can guess who I am lol.
