Welp, I'm a whole piece of trash and everything I was tagged in has since been deleted because I put shit off
I'm literally just gonna find a tag to do:
Step 1: Google, "Fun tags to do"
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So I found something called 50 Questions You've Never Been Asked YouTube Tag and we're going with that boi
1. What's your favorite candle scent? Sweater Weather because it reminds me of Jesse Rutherford (a daddy)
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister? Tinashe (a queen) because she's not ugly famous and I get first listen at her music.
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Someone not making headlines for being a dumbass, that's all I ask. lol my standards
4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married? I wanna go to college for pharmaceutical sales so like 27-30 ish vibes?
5. Do you know a hoarder? My sister is a bag lady; my dad's car is his apartment.
6. Can you do a split? I can do two splits
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? 7 and a half or like 8 probs idk
8. How many oceans have you swam in? none; can't swim that well
9. How many countries have you been to? one. GO 'MERICA (*sigh*)
10. Is anyone in your family in the army? not in my immediate family anymore; they're all old now
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one? maybe Profida after my mom who's a Jr. jr. or to switch it up, something Victorian like Luella is short and sweet. has nothing to do with my name
12. What would you name your son if you had one? Anything but Michael as that's the name of my father, grandfather, and like 12 uncles... and half of the males in the US. I'm not related to Michael Phelps btw
13. What's the worst grade you got on a test? 0 %... physics murdered me; it was actually a quiz. I often make pretty good grades (A's for the most part). it was a no partial credit deal. Eh, I'm just glad I don't need to know the velocity at which one can exit the earth (7 km/s) to sell drugs to people.
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? I was more of a book person... and am indecisive.
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? probably a witch or ya know, myself.
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? yes
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? British? idk it's the one I don't have. I've been told I have a New Orleans (US) accent by other fellow southerners only
after they found out that's where i'm from. gotta love rednecks.
18. Did your mother go to college? she didn't finish, but yes.
19. Are your grandparents still married? yes but separated
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons? nah. my brother took jiu jitsu for 5 years and quit this past year
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? yes, but that's none of your business (will I remember to insert the emojis? idk) 🐸🍋🍵🍵
22. What's the first amusement park you've been to? City Park in New Orleans, LA (my hometown; not current town)
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? Spanish and maybe Italian; I learn both pretty quickly and ASL because I started signing and kind stopped for forever... eep.
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray? depends on my mood tbh
Gray is a color and Grey is a lifestyle
25. Is your father bald? nah he's got a full head of thick hair
26. Do you know triplets? nah
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? never seen the notebook; I choose him
28. Have you ever had Indian food? yes; it's everything. I don't get it often enough
29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant? my kitchen
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? no EDIT: I have now, and I got a waiter named Sam who knew ALL OF THE GREEN EGGS AND HAM PART. SAM IS MY DUDE NOW
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJs, etc.)? I like to think I'm self-owned but truthfully my family dropped our Sam's Club membership 2 summers ago
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? James/ Semaj or another damn Michael
33. If you have a nickname, what is it? Kay, which I often go by as my name is long as fuck at 3 syllables and hard for rednecks to pronounce.
34. Who's your favorite person in the world? Don't have one. that would be kinda creepy (and God isn't even an option for me on this one because I'd have to think too hard to justify it) murr.
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? uuuuuh probs the suburbs or urban communities, it just gets boring in rural areas, but they're great for getaways.
36. Can you whistle? yes, and I did just do it to check and see.
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight? fuck lights. I would sleep in a dank cave before sleeping in front of a bunch of lights, but everyone I've slept in a room with is the opposite. hmph!
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning? I should, but I don't. I get hungry for like 11 am or 12 pm and go to school for 6:45. Idk how tf everyone is hungry and isn't a zombie like me (but i'm low key always dead inside)
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily? Zyrtec for allergies, I should take my asthma inhaler, but I won't
40. What medical conditions do you have? Allergies (a lot of them; "BUT WHAT DO YOU EAT?" status, and seasonal), asthma, eczema, I think that's it... oh lattice degeneration (i'm blind as fuck)
41. How many times have you been to the hospital? can't even keep track. i'm allergic to common shit; dust, ants, pollen, everything but dairy and meat (not too keen on it).... i'm hard to feed and sustain, whoops.
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? YES AND IT'S ICONIC
43. Where do you buy your jeans? Korset, Target, Rainbow, Walmart, Rue 21, etc.
44. What's the last compliment you got? "Also, You're VERY pretty..." *creep gawks* SKSKSKSK
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Yes
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy? nearly all of them, i'm a tea whore that hates licorice root and prefers the term Connoisseur. I'd say a fave is Red Rooiboos; It's even fun to say
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? don't judge me; no clue, too many
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice? probably intro to Christianity (Baptist most likely) and then i'll tell them most Christians are bigots, that there are other religions and I shouldn't be the one to make up their mind. Church mentalities have this cultic feel about them
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real? I just had a hunch at 6 and before never cared; I doubt I'll want to insult my child's intelligence with that one.
50. Why do you have a Tumblr? Personal pleasure; I don't even share it. I just get on when i'm sad, bored, or want a emo fanfic to read
This is officially long as fuck... sorry?
I'm gonna make an intro at some point so you know more about my MO... toodleoo fellow readers!
wow that was disgusting like me; this is why I only write in Color note
