On Friday

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PaRappa finished the show, and then Rammy came out of the fax machine, scolding him for stealing her show. PaRappa looked at her, and said "You do realize this was a rapping show, right?". The two began arguing.


"Well, it was going to be a guitar show, had you not showed up!"

"Its not like your never going to have a gig ever again, calm down!"

"THIS MEANS ALOT TO ME, YOU FILTHY DOG!"

"You wanna go?!"

"YEAH!"

"Farm animal!"

"Fleabag!"

"MANGER MONSTER!!"

"RABID ANIMAL!"

"WOOL FACE!!"

"CARPET CRAPPER!!"

*gasp* "THATS IT!! *pulls out skateboard*

*pulls out guitar* "ITS ON!"

*The crowd cheers wildly, chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"*

*Eventually, PaRappa lands a blow hard enough to knock Rammy out. He then proceeds to leave hell, hopefully forever.* 




He actually gets a guitar this time, and then PJ starts rubbing his donut on it. Then they both start being idiots and PaRappa cuts the middle string. Then PJ gets a knife and turns it into a guiro. Then PaRappa teleports to milkcan concert and says a line thats sounds like hes saying "Im trying to sh**

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