9 hours 9 persons 9 doors

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[JUNPEI enters his APARTMENT]

JUNPEI: open the door

get on the floor

ZERO: everybody walk the dinosaur

[ZERO knocks out JUNPEI with SLEEPING GAS]

JUNPEI: i hate godmodders

ZERO: shut up and solve this puzzle

[JUNPEI shuts up and solves that puzzle]

JUNPEI: okay cool

so whats the reason that im on a boat ft T PAIN

JUNE: oh what the flip is up JUMPY

JUNPEI: oh hey its my elementary school crush

ive always wanted to go with her on a MURDER HELL-BOAT trip

JUNE: did someone say PLOT DEVELOPMENT

ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS: yeah

JUNPEI: who the flip are any of you

SNAKE: im SNAKE and i know literally everything

CLOVER: im CLOVER and i hope you know how to get the good endings

SEVEN: i have not a fucking clue about anything my dude

LOTUS: hi im LOTUS and im hot

JUNPEI: wow is this a visual novel or fucking what

if you're reading this you know these fucking characters

THE NOVEL NARRATOR: yeah you know these characters

and so does JUNPEI now

ACE: whats dabalicious my fellow teens

EVERYONE: this man is not suspicious in the least bit

9TH MAN: you know i had to do it to em

CLOVER: wh

[9TH MAN makes CLOVER and LOTUS or WHOEVER maybe ACE scan the RED with their NUMBERED BRACELETS]

9TH MAN: i realized i just dropped a bunch of special terms on you without explain it at all so im just gonna die now

[9TH MAN is unable to activate the DEAD so he DIES]

ZERO: hey guys

uh i have a big monologue and SNAKE explains this shit too

but honestly YOU must know how this works already so im not

JUNPEI: ah fuck are we on the TITANIC

SEVEN: hah tit

SANTA: fuck of

ACE: haha brotendos no worries

im not suspicious

lets go into the numbered doors

JUNPEI: yeah which one of the doors should i go through

these ones are 4 and 5 right

JUNE: yeah sure

JUNPEI: okay im doing DOOR 5

EVERYONE: thats sounds good

[JUNE begins to CLIP THOUGH THE LEVEL]

JUNPEI: whoa sick speedrun strats

JUNE: IM FLIPPING DYING

JUNPEI: okay lemme just go through DOOR 5 real quick

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 24, 2017 ⏰

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