[JUNPEI enters his APARTMENT]
JUNPEI: open the door
get on the floor
ZERO: everybody walk the dinosaur
[ZERO knocks out JUNPEI with SLEEPING GAS]
JUNPEI: i hate godmodders
ZERO: shut up and solve this puzzle
[JUNPEI shuts up and solves that puzzle]
JUNPEI: okay cool
so whats the reason that im on a boat ft T PAIN
JUNE: oh what the flip is up JUMPY
JUNPEI: oh hey its my elementary school crush
ive always wanted to go with her on a MURDER HELL-BOAT trip
JUNE: did someone say PLOT DEVELOPMENT
ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS: yeah
JUNPEI: who the flip are any of you
SNAKE: im SNAKE and i know literally everything
CLOVER: im CLOVER and i hope you know how to get the good endings
SEVEN: i have not a fucking clue about anything my dude
LOTUS: hi im LOTUS and im hot
JUNPEI: wow is this a visual novel or fucking what
if you're reading this you know these fucking characters
THE NOVEL NARRATOR: yeah you know these characters
and so does JUNPEI now
ACE: whats dabalicious my fellow teens
EVERYONE: this man is not suspicious in the least bit
9TH MAN: you know i had to do it to em
CLOVER: wh
[9TH MAN makes CLOVER and LOTUS or WHOEVER maybe ACE scan the RED with their NUMBERED BRACELETS]
9TH MAN: i realized i just dropped a bunch of special terms on you without explain it at all so im just gonna die now
[9TH MAN is unable to activate the DEAD so he DIES]
ZERO: hey guys
uh i have a big monologue and SNAKE explains this shit too
but honestly YOU must know how this works already so im not
JUNPEI: ah fuck are we on the TITANIC
SEVEN: hah tit
SANTA: fuck of
ACE: haha brotendos no worries
im not suspicious
lets go into the numbered doors
JUNPEI: yeah which one of the doors should i go through
these ones are 4 and 5 right
JUNE: yeah sure
JUNPEI: okay im doing DOOR 5
EVERYONE: thats sounds good
[JUNE begins to CLIP THOUGH THE LEVEL]
JUNPEI: whoa sick speedrun strats
JUNE: IM FLIPPING DYING
JUNPEI: okay lemme just go through DOOR 5 real quick
YOU ARE READING
The Simple Plot of Zero Escape
Comédiealmost word for word what happens in the game 999 (if i ever want to die ill do ch2: vlr) written by me, originally on fanfic
