The REAL Real Folks Blues

Cowboy Bebop

SPIKE: hey gang welcome to the directors commentary on my hit show

BOYMENS COWJAZZ

JET: hey how should we do this because half of this show is filler if you really want to get technical

SPIKE: if its in here its important

JET: all COWBOY BEBOP episodes are QUEENS

SPIKE: if she breath she a FILLER

JET: anyways

what happens in the first episode

i mean SESSION

SPIKE: that was filler

JET: but what about the parts with the BLOODY EYE

SPIKE: you mean RED EYE

JET: fuck off

SPIKE: on to SESSION 2

this is where story happens

JET: didnt you fight HAKEEM ABDUL JABBAR

SPIKE: lets take a look

[SESSION 2: STRAY DOG STRUT]

JET: someone stole a dog

SPIKE: yeah fuck dogs

im going to go congratulate him

JET: he has a bounty now

SPIKE: and arrest him

ABDUL HAKEM: i was in a BRUCE LEE movie

SPIKE: okay

ill be BRUCE LEE

[SPIKE hicks his head off so hard it doesnt come off]

BIG SCIENCE BOYS: we want that PUP

SPIKE: well i sure as fuck dont want it

and since you ask

im gonna have to keep the dog

[the POLICE arrest everyone but SPIKE and THE DOG]

JET: the dogs name is EIN

SPIKE: i dont care at all

[END of SESSION 2]

SPIKE: well JET

what did you think of that episode

i mean SESSION

JET: was i even in that one

SPIKE: probably we were the only established characters as of SESSION 2

JET: speaking of established characters

how about this next session

fuck it im calling it episode

how about this next one SPIKE

SPIKE: yeah

its when we met FAYE

JET: let me tell you all about it

[SESSION 3: HONKY TONK WOMAN]

FAYE: hello boys

JET: we are poor bounty hunters

FAYE: goodbye boys

[END of SESSION 3]

SPIKE: and we never saw her again

FAYE: you can fuck right off

JET: sometimes i imagine shes still here to take the pain away