IT oneshots

VINE REMAKES

(All the losers share a house when they are a bit older)

Eddie: "Thats it! You're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge!"

Richie, climbing on top of the fringe: "This house is a FUCkiNG niGHtmARE"

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Richie: "Eddie, do you know what a penis is?"

Eddie: "Yeah, i'm like 13."

Richie: gasps "inches?" bites lip while Eddie throws his fanny pack at him.

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(Stan and Bill in the quarry while Richie is on the top ready to jump in)

Richie at Stan and Bill: "Two bro's chilling in the quarry 5 feet apart 'cause they're not gay!"

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(Ben and Eddie hanging out and dancing to 'The new kids on the block')

Eddie: "let me just," he goes to turn off radio

Ben: Pulls out gun while still dancing.

Eddie: Backs away and starts to dance out of fear with piss down his leg.

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(Richie and Beverly are super high)

Richie: "yo, you guys coming to my party?"

Beverly: "Yo man, it's just me." Turns around to see the mirror and fist bumps it and asks, "Oh hey man, you coming?"

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(Bill working at Subway when Mike walks in)

Bill: "Hey wel-welcome to Subway, what can I guh-get y-you?"

Mike: "Um, what's good?"

Bill, looking a bit confused: "Nuh-nothing muh-much, what's good with y-you?"

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(Henry and Belch in the car)

Henry: "Yeah, i'm going to my girlfriends house this weekend."

Belch: "I thought you said you where going to your cousins house this weekend?"

Henry: "yeah, same thing."

Belch: "Answer this, your girlfriends dad is?"

Henry: "Bzz, The best uncle ever!"

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A/N:

Should I do more of these?