Chatroom|Purchase

[SB is online] (Purchase's 2nd Anniversary!)

it's time for some bonding, i'll leave my notes at the end of this 20,000 or less word chapter...forgive me...

EDIT: Edits are occasionally being made through this chapter so don't be alarmed if you get/got a double notification.

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[SB]"Motherfuckin' Jesse Eisenberg, jesus christ--"

[TG][painting starbucks' nails]"Stop or I WILL mess this up."

[PS]"If you mess up her nails I won't let you do my make-up."

[TG]"OKAY OKAY I WON'T MESS IT UP"

[F21]"This is the coolest friend party ever, Gamestop probably doesn't want to be involved."

[GS]"I JUST WANT TO PLAY OVERWATCH I'M SO CLOSE TO PLATINUM, F."

[F21]"FUCK EM UP BABE! See? He can just play videogames while we have quality bonding time."

[TG]"When the hell will Claire be here, she said she was bringing her fox and her boyfriend."

[SB]"FOCKS?"

[F21]"FOCKS?"

[TG]"I KNOW I want to give her a good pet. Wait, do focks like pet? Hmm."

[F21]"I want to see if AU friends drop by soon, 'cause i was like 'party' and yanny was like 'EVEN ME?' and I say 'party w/o yanny'. I don't want people dying or anything."

[FELL]"THEN YOU CHOSE LITERALLY THE WRONG PEOPLE TO INVITE BUT OKAY"

[TG]"Hi Fell!"

[FELL]"SUP DUDE"

[SB]"Target you say you're antisocial, what is this?"

[TG]"I'm chill with friends okay? I'm just antisocial with people I don't know and awkward with everyone."

[PS]"Makes sense."

[F21]"I'm just social in general."

[SB]"Target just has a problem."

[TG]"YEAH I GUESS"

[FELL]"I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT A FOX, WHAT ABOUT A FOX?"

[TG]"My sister bring focks."

[FELL]"OOOH. WHY DOES SHE HAVE A FOX AS A PET?"

[TG]"Why not?"

[FELL]"TRUE. BADASS CHOICE FOR A PET THOUGH."

[CE][perfectly timed literally just opened the door to hear that]"It gets ANNOYING"

[TG]"SISTER"

[CE]"BROTHER"

[AZ]"ME"[holds up focks]

[focks][focks noise]

[TG]"HOLY SHIT she's beautiful"

[CE]"I'm prettier."

[AZ]"She's jealous, if Autumn bites any of you don't be surprised, she hates anyone who isn't me."

[FELL]"......WHY IS IT SO SMALL. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT."

[AZ]"It's a small fox. You know, like, a fennec fox."[hands focks to target]

[TG][lightly pet focks]

[focks][lays down on targets lap]

[TG]"oh my god it loves me"

[CE]"Lucky."

[FELL]"...FOXES CAN BE THAT SMALL?"

[AZ]"Yes, have you never seen a fennec fox before?"