gayley: HWLP THERE IS THIS CUTE GIRL INTERVIEWING ME WHAT DO I DO AHHHHHHH!!!! CALL THE POLICE IM DHING AHHHH
gun: it's 4am
gayley: i'm AWARE
farro: why is she interviewing you at 4am??
gayley: we started at 4pm and uh that message didn't send 😔🤙🏻🤙🏻
letha: can y'all shut the fuck up my dog can't sleep
twink: FUCK WE CANT KEEP GOING
gun: can i come over
letha: my parents are home
gun: open the window cunt
letha: okau bitch
farro: wow couple goals 😍
gayley: where is alex and brian
gun: probably asleep like normal people
twink: ïm ñòt ńōrmâł 😈👻☠️👽
gayley: me six years ago
gun: okay i'll see y'all in one hour
twink: why one ?
letha: we are being gay and sharing body warmth Taylor
gayley: isn't it saturday
farro: oh yeah i forgot we had breaks from school !!
twink: okay big ass mood
gayley: y'all should i text this girl later and ask if she "wants to continue the interview"?
farro: why the quotation marks
gayley: it means i'm gonna try and be gay with that bitch
farro: yes
twink: yes !!
twink: zac and i first met when he slipped on my skittles wrapper :,)
farro: it STILL hurts
twink: THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO UM HUNNY !!
bri: hello
alec: what have we missed 😟
gayley: gay shit
farro: the usual
(let's just pretend time skipped magically and now it's 12pm!!)
gun: guys i think i need to go to the hospital
letha: wtf why
gayley: are you good ??
bri: bitch how are you alive
alec: wait what why
twink: Hold Up
farro: ??????
gun: because alexa stole my heart 💓💓💓
letha: wouldn't you go to the police for that???
gun: FUCK
twink: poets 😍😍
alec: can we go over everyone's pronouns and sexuality's 👆🏻😳👆🏻
gayley: sounds like a good idea
alec: okay cool 👇🏻😹👇🏻
gun: hello i am lynn i use she/her and i'm homo
letha: hello i am alexa and i'm so gay and use she/her thank you
twink: i'm taylor and bigch use whatever pronouns idc and i'm bi
bri: he/him and very gay !
alec: he/him and very pan 😳
gayley: uh she/her and bi
farro: use he/him or they/them biych idc and i'm GAY
bri: y'all just ever wanna cuddle so HARD!!
twink: YES
farro: COME OVER THEN BIT H THR FUCK
twink: OMY
gun: open your window alexa it's cold out here
letha: wow i love romeo and juliet
alec: this is so pure :,)
gayley: whelp guess i'll go play animal crossing again
twink: bitch go ask out your reporter crush
letha: do it no balls !
gayley: you are correct
letha: ??
gayley: i have no balls
gayley: i was born with a vagin
gun: mood
bri: okay me but with DICK
farro: how many rts for me to love the shit out of taylor 😳
twink: -2
gayley: i was gonna say rt but
gun: wow our lives ARE sad
alec: okay lynn i've already had enough mental breakdowns don't add another one on me
bri: mood
twink: penis
farro: okay
gayley: how many rts for me to add the gal i like 😳🤙🏻
farro: 6
gun: *rts*
alec: *rts*
letha: *rts*
twink: *rts*
bri: *rts*
farro: *rts*
gayley: okay Wow
gun: ;)
gayley has added lindsey
gun: there can be only one lynn
lindsey: is this some cult i'm not aware of hayls
gayley: did you just call me hayls
alec: wow that shit CUTE !!
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Randomgay depressed teenagers in a made up book (sounds really cringy and it probably is!)
