Dinah💓: my mom is in labor
You: wth.
You: right now??
Dinah💓: welcoming a new Hansen to the world
You: isn't your moms vagina sore or some shit?
Dinah💓: shut up😂💀
You: im asking a serious question
Dinah💓: let me ask her.
Dinah💓: her exact words were
Dinah💓: "Dinah I am going to shove foot up your ass if you don't shut the hell up right now"
You: so that's a yes.
You: text me when the new member arrives?
Dinah💓: sure thing.
You: :)
A/N over 400 notifications for this app. Wtf.
