Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. I haven't been updating recently mainly because I have been having exams and I will be having another one soon enough. So to give you guys something, here is another blooper reel, I hope you enjoy
*beep*
Thundrr: *playing player unknown battleground* I need more Monster.
Jaden: Coming. *gives him 10 cans*
Thundrr: Thanks.
*beep*
Gary: Ooh, a creeper. I'm gonna kill it.
Creeper: Hisssssssssssss. *explodes*
Gary: *dead*
Ash: This is why you don't go for creepers in Minecraft UHC.
*beep*
Luke: *walks into his room* WHERE ARE MY HATS???
Lucas: There we are, all clean. Good thing Jaden gave me that robot.
Luke: I WILL KILL YOU LUCAS!!! *starts strangling Lucas*
Lucas: HELP
*beep*
Miyoko: So Eren, do you have any friends?
Eren: Yes, there is one named Misaka.
Misaka: GET AWAY FROM EREN-SAN!!! *charging with two katanas*
Miyoko: OH HELL NO. *runs off*
*beep*
Jaden: Seriously, where is everyone?
Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *running from a Kekleon shop owner*
Jaden: I did not think they would be stealing from a shop.
*beep*
Jaden: *building a machine*
Lucas: Hey Jaden, what'cha making?
Jaden: A human Pokemon hybrid machine. It's for a dare Miyoko gave me.
Lucas: I hope she gets something like Sunkern or Wishiwashi.
Jaden: Hope to Darwin that she doesn't find out.
*beep*
Gary: *charging at Miyoko with a wrench* Take this. *hits her but wrench bends*
Miyoko: How cute.
*beep*
Miyoko: I like being fused with Kyogre, what are the chances?
Thundrr: Um, look behind you.
Miyoko: What is it?
Yuya: *fires a solarbeam at Miyoko*
Miyoko: *gets hit* Ouch, that hurts.
*beep*
Paul: *with an eyepatch and broken arm* I hate you JohnathenYoungs for making me do that dare.
Jaden: Look on the bright side, at least you didn't do it naked while singing Dora the Explorer.
*beep*
Paul, Trip, Lillie and Sophocles: *vomiting on the floor*
Steve: I hate cleaning up these messes.
Thundrr: Don't worry, Yuya will clean it for you.
Steve: Oh,, lovely.
*beep*
Mairin: I think I might need this. *holding the vile of Chespie's sickness*
Jaden: What is that you've got there?
Mairin: A vile of Chespie's sickness in case of emergency.
Jaden: That'll be useful later on.
*beep*
Gengar: I got Nincada last time and now I get Ninjask. When will I get Shedinja?
Jaden: I have no idea.
*beep*
Mallow: Ok Pikachu fire away.
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUU!!! *fires thunderbolt at pot*
Mallow: Ah, perfect.
*beep*
All the participants: *in water inside the Titanic* HELP!!!
Jaden: Miyoko is going to get killed I am sure.
*beep*
Stampy: *sniffs the buffalo wings* Mmm, perfect temperature.
Gordon Ramsay: *in the distance* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PIECE OF S***? WHY IS THIS FREEZER SO FILTHY?
Jaden: I blame some of my co-hosts, they don't store some of the things in their properly.
Stampy: Gordon, can you stop talking about how dirty the fridge is and help us with the wings? Melody's mum has made some more and needs more plates.
Gordon Ramsay: Coming.
*beep*
Jaden: *looking at an impaled Gary* I still have no idea where that picthfork came from.
In a different area
Miyoko: *looking through belongings* Hang on, where are some of my picthforks?
*beep*
Book: *in the infirmary* I underestimated Yuya.
Yuya: Of course, no one can defeat me in a battle.
Jaden: Actually, I know someone who can.
Yuya: Who, I'll defeat him right now.
Jaden: Over here.
Segata Sanshiro: *comings running in* セガサターン、シロ. (You must play the Sega Saturn)
Yuya: Really, this guy looks just like a random martial artist, I can take him.
Jaden: Oh dear.
Segata Sanshiro: *duplicates himself and beats up Yuya*
Yuya: It'll take more than that*
Segata Sanshiro: *resizes himself and attacks Yuya*
Yuya: You would need more power than that.
Segata Sanshiro: *judo throws Yuya*
Yuya: *flying away* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *explodes upon impact*
Jaden: Wait for it.
Yuya: *explodes again*
Segata Sanshiro: *while holding a Sega Saturn* セガサターン、シロ.
Jaden: No one, can defeat Segata Sanshiro.
*beep*
Jaden: There you have it, I hope you all enjoyed this. I will be posting after the 27th of October so you don't have to worry. I will also be finishing up Kanto Trio and Knights of Arc so stay tuned for the new stories. Cheerio everyone.
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
FanfictionA game with certain Pokemon characters and certain shippings. I don't own the Pokemon characters or anything other than my own made things. Also, no dirty dares because I don't want to start writing mature things. New cover by MinunAmour, check him...