Park Chanyeol: Why did you hurt him?
You: What? Who?
Park Chanyeol: My dumb gay brother who loves you. You hurt him again
You: He hurt me. Whatever he told you was bullshit. He was cheating on me with some Seokjin guy
Park Chanyeol: Seokjin isn't gay. He's a fucking lady killer you idiot. Next time you see Jimin, you apologize and then walk away
You: No I saw them together
Park Chanyeol: For a professor, you're pretty fucking dumb.
