Again before I start, I'm sorry about what I'm about to write hehe, idk why I'm doing this thing he. It's just gonna be like a joke tho so hehe
The old lady quickly escaped from the crime scene, disposing of her bloodied knife into a small green bush that onlooked this heinous crime.
A single strand of curled grey hair wavered in the hair dancing with the breeze (hehehe why is that funny to me hehe but it sounds funny to me hehe ) and the old lady looked down into her bag with a smile plastered on her face. Inside lay the head of a young girl, severed and bleeding, with the smell of blood, sweat and tears reeking in the air.
'This will do fine, very good', she whispered to herself in an abnormal voice, 'yes, yes. I can't wait to pluck these eyeballs out and sell them on amazon. Think of all the dollar dollar that I'll make!!'
'Well, I better go go now just in case someone sees me here.... mwahahaha'
The old lady started walking away, but just before she left the crime scene completely she saw a little person in the corner of her vision. The young boy she spotted was crouched behind a tree, trying to hide... Trying. Haha
The old lady slowly made her way to the boy, with a menacing smile drawn on her face. The boy was shocked, you could see the terror plastered on his face. As the lady crept closer and closer, she started to speak to the boy crouched on the voice.
'What's ur nameeeee' she said some kinda evil voice
'*sniff sniff* my name is bob' the little boy replied, barely audible
'Well I think u saw smthg ur weren't supposed toooooo' the old lady said back
'Ohhhh I'm sorry, I'm not going to tell anyone tho. Please let me go' the tiny little boy whimpered
'Well hahahaha I'm not going toooooo, I am the infamous knife slice mwahahaha'
' wait ur knife slice omg noooooo' the little boy thing screamed
Knife slice was a serial killer that was constantly on the news. No one knew who it was and most people thought it would be some muscle man. But it was an old lady?!?! Wow omg... Shock horror
'Well yes I am knife slice and now I'm going to SLICE YOUUUUUU UP AHAHAHA' the old stupid lady screeched.
The old lady quickly pulled out a knife from her coat and then she started slicing up the poor boy, first she cut if his arms and legs. She then skinned the arms and ate the skin herself as it is a good source of protein for her. The arms and legs were now dripping with blood so then she quickly stuffed them into her bag which still had the manky head in it from the little girly
Afterwards she quickly chopped of the bobs head and (lmao I accidentally typed abs and then realised I wrote that 😂) then scooped out the insides so she could use it as a cup now. Hehehe . She left the rest of the body and then quickly made her way back home
Hehehe I feel like an idiot,,,, what am I doing with my life hahaha. This is honestly one of the worst things I've written hehehehe
