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~Hoseok's POV~

I wake up to the sound of my alarm. Yay! Time for another shitty day at work. I'm a journalist for a popular news paper and lately my boss has been a dick because our ratings are going down. Either way it's my job and I have to do it.

I get out of bed, take a shower, and get dressed. When I'm done I go to the kitchen for breakfast and see I my room mate, Jungkook.

"hey Kookie" I say. "Sup' bro. you ready for work?" he replies. Jungkook and I work at the same company and even share an office so we go to work together. "Yeah, I'm just going to grab some food before we leave." I tell him "ok, but hurry or else we'll be late." "ok , mom" He gives me the finger as he walks out of the room and I just laugh.

~time skip to at work~

Jungkook and I arrived at work a little while ago. I started editing my latest article while Jungkook decided to go flirt with the new guy, I think his name was Taehyung, he's cute and seems like a good kid, but of course Jungkook wouldn't be Jungkook if he wasn't a hoe wherever he went.

I finally finish editing my article and email it to my boss and wait for him to reply, giving me a new task. He tells me to come to his office instead because he doesn't want to type it all out. that lazy dick.

I get up and start walking to his office. once I arrive I knock on the door "Come in" I hear from inside the room. As soon as I enter I take a seat in one of the chairs across from his desk. "So Hoseok, for your next story I want you to interview that famous lawyer, Min Yoongi from the Min&Kim company. since he's currently the most eligible bachelor of the country. If we interview him it should be a big hit (heheh get it. Okay I'll go now) don't' you think?" "But sir that's crazy! No one has ever interviewed him before. I heard he rejects anyone who comes to see him that aren't his clients." I told him. Who does he think I am a wizard or some shit?! How am I supposed to interview the most popular man of the country just say ' boo! ima magic your ass up if you don't let me interview you bro' " that's the point Hoseok. Nobody really knows about him. That's part of what makes him so popular. I'll tell you what, if you get this interview I'll give you a promotion, which means more money and you get to come in like a half an hour later than you already do." "fine. I'll try to get an interview with the Mr. Big-shot lawyer."

I go back to my office and try to make an appointment with this Yoongi guy but the receptionist told me "sorry sir Mr. Min does not do interviews" Fuck. I really want this promotion. I can get more money than I already do and be a fucking lazy ass person and sleep in and then gloat about it to Jungkook because I love him so much. I'll try again tomorrow, maybe there will be a different receptionist who is cooler.

~time skip(god there are so many fucking time skips) to when Jungkook and Hoseok get home~

"so what's your next project, brodunsik?" Jungkook asked while i was in the middle of slurping up my spaghetti, that bitch. "Did you just call me brodunsik?" I asked him "Why yes, yes I did" "your so fucking weird" "That doesn't matter just answer my question" "well I'm supposed to interview Min Yoongi from the Min&Kim company." Jungkook choked on his food, that's right bitch die! "YOU'RE INTERVIEWING THE COUNTRY'S MOST ELIGABLE BACHALOR!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! THAT DUDE IS SOOOOOOOO HOT, I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?!?!?! I BET HES FUCKING RIPPED UNDER THAT GORGEOUS FUCKING SUITE OF HIS! I JUST WANT TO RIP IT OFF AND HAVE HIM-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU THIRSTY ASS HOE!" "sorry Hoseok" "How the fuck am I supposed to get and interview with him? I really want to because if I do I'm getting a promotion and I get to go in to work later" "lucky fucking bitch" "what did you just say you fucking hoe?! Square up bitch" "Come at me!" And so Jungkook and I fought for like ten minutes before we both fell to floor exhausted from the exercise so we cleaned up from dinner and binge watched all the High School Musical movies on the couch until we fell asleep.

today wasn't that bad.
10/26/17