Chap 12: Ang Jokes Ni Patrick

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Spongebob-“Ok.Goodness  Lesson No. 1. Patrick Drop your wallet.”

*DROP*

Spongebob-“You see someone dropped their wallet. What will you do?”

Manray-“Excuse me sir. But I believe this is your wallet.”

Patrick-“It doesn’t look familiar to me.”

Manray-“Wha? But sir I saw that you dropped it.”

Patrick-“Yeah, but it’s not mine!”

Manray-“OK, I’m trying to be a good guy so take it!”

Patrick-“That’s not my wallet!”

*SLAPS FACE*

Manray-“Are you Patrick Star?”

Patrick-“Yup.”

Manray-“And this is your I.D?”

Patrick-“Yup.”

Manray-“Now, I found this I.D in this wallet. So this should be your wallet!”

Patrick-“That makes sense to me.”

Manray-“Then take it.”

Patrick-“It’s not my wallet.”

Manray-“WHAT ADFTDFGHFKJBNFGDGJGTJHJFTEYTI!!!!”

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Spongebob-“Ok, goodness lesson No. 2. You see someone carrying heavy things. What will you do?”

Patrick-“S O H E A V Y…….”

Manray-“Excuse me sir can I- *BLAG* OUCH!”

Patrick-“Oopss, sorry.”

Manray-“Can I*BLAG* WAUCH!!!”

Patrick-“Oops sorry again.”

*BLAG”

Manray-“OUCH!!!!”

Patrick-“ooopps  I’m sorry.”

Manray-“For good heavens sake! What was in that box?!”

Patrick-”My Wallets.”

Manray-“FGGHDZHDFGFJFGHDHFHFXHDFHJ”

Patrick-“Hahahaha.. Nakakatawa ako.”

Flapjack-“Ano yang pinapanuod mo?”

Patrick-“Ewan ko.”

Flapjack-“aaahhhh….”

Spongebob-“Uy, Patrick anong pinapanood mo?”

Patrick-“Di ko alam.”

Spongebob-“Ahhhh… panood.”

Conan-“Kala ko may trabaho ka?”

Spongebob-“Tapos na. Sinundan ko kayo. UUUYYY o!”

*RINNNNGGGG*

Patrick-“Hello?”

“is this the Krusty Krab?”

Patrick-“No, this is Patrick.”

*RRRIIIIINNNGGGG*

“Is this the Krusty Krab?”

Patrick-“NO. This is Patrick.”

*RIIINNNGGG*

“Is this the Krustry Krab?”

Patrick-“ NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!”

Patrick-“I am not the Krusty Krab!”

Spongebob-“Uhh… Patrick. That’s the name of the restaurant.”

Flapjack-“HAHAHAHA!!!!”

Spongebob-“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Conan-“”HAHAHAHA!!!!”

Patrick-“HAHAHAHA!!!! Anong nakakatawa???”

*GASP*

All-“Anong gagawin natin???”

Patrick-“Ang masasabi ko lang, itulak natin yung Bikini Botton sa mas ligtas na lugar!!!”

Patrick-“Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The End. :)”

Spongebob-“Si Santa Claus puwede ibigay lahat ng gusto nyo!”

Patrick-“Parang Genie?”

Squidward-“Patrick, walang mga genie no.”

Patrick-“Parang Genie! Hahahahaha!!!!”

Spongebob-“Do you know what’s more funnier than 24?.... 25….”

Spongebob-“Huh? Ako yun, ah!”

Conan-“Next time nga, sabihin nyo kay Doraemon, wag na ilalabas yang TVlution dito sa palabas changer!”

Samantala…

Marceline-“Dahil… Wala kang maalala!”

Ice King-“Huh?”

Marceline-“Di mo naaalala?”

Elsa-“Tungak, wala nga naaalala diba?”

Marceline-“Yung nakaraan natin!”

Elsa-“Anu ba yan! “The past is in the past” nga diba? “Let It Go” na, teh!”

Samantala….

Mojacko-“Gusto mo ng kamote pinsan?”

Doraemon-“KULET!!!! >:/”

TO BE CONTINUED….

Ang Palabas Changer: Paglalakbay Nila Doraemon *BOOK2* *COMPLETED*Tahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon