That Akward moment when your little sister asks you for help on her homework and you don't even get it either
that awkward moment in class when you and your friend are the only retards talking
that life risking moment when you miss a step on the stairs and almost die
hardest thing to do: controlling your laughter at serious moments
can I see your phone does not mean can I read your messages
that extremely annoying moment when your stuck behind a slow walker and there's no way around them
that awkward moment when its quite in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale noise
you know what I hate the most: going to the fridge and finding no food
*taking a test* My answer is no... "if your answer is no please explain why"
*changes answer to yes*
that awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and your trying not to laugh
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at
why do boys have long eyelashes when they don't need them?
I can't remember a time when i went to bed ant the clock said PM
That painful moment when the teacher says pick a partner and you look at your friend and she has a different partner and your all like never mind I'll find someone like you...
Living the single life
why do people cry on the last day of school? they should be crying on the first day of school
slapping your best friend when your crush walks by
*looks at picture of zayn malik* Grandma: is that your boyfriend?
Me: yea we've been together for 2 months already
when I see a clown fish I always thinks its nemo in real life
Friend: what if there was no Google?
Me: I don't know google it
when I accedently hurt my pets and they run away and I'm all like LET ME LOVE YOU
If dogs could talk, all my secrets would be out -.-
sleeping is my drug my bed is my dealer my alarm clock is police
