Catfish | Min Yoongi [Sequel to "Selfish"]

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Thursday, 27/April 11AM

It's already 11 AM and this Suga guy still didn't text me. It's not as if I liked him or something. Things just got bored these days since everyone is busy. Haneul and Taehyung are on vacation, Baekhyun is on a business trip and Jungkook is busy learning for school.

"Duuuuh.", I thought out loud.

Maybe I should text him first. But what should I text him? I sighed as I let myself fall on my bed.

[blossomhee]: Yo, Suga. What does 'tortl' even mean?

Okay, it was a dumb question, but at least I startet a conversation, right?

"I don't even use 'yo'", I cringed at myself.

I locked my phone and put it on my stomach as I was still lying on my bed. I stared at the ceiling until I felt a vibration coming from my phone, meaning that I got a notification. I took the phone from my stomach and unlocked it, expecting a message from Suga. But it wasn't his message.

Kookie:
Hey, noona.

You:
Hey, Kookie. What's up?

Kookie:
Are you free today?

You:
I am. Why?

Kookie:
I'm going over to Yoongi's to play some video games. You wanna come?

You:
Aren't you supposed to learn for school?

Kookie:
I'm finished with everything. I don't have anything to do for school for the next few days.

[tortl]: it means 'turtle'

[tortl]: obviously you dummy

[blossomhee]: Hmpf.

[tortl]: don't worry, girl, I know you just wanted to text with me.

[tortl]: I mean who wouldn't want to? I'm amazing. :)

[blossomhee]: No. Just no.

[blossomhee]: You're not amazing.

[blossomhee]: You don't even have pictures on your account.

Kookie:
So, are you coming or nah?

You:
I dunno.

Kookie:
Pleaaaase!~

You:
I've never been at Yoongi's place. And honestly, we don't even speak with eachother. I don't even think that he likes me duuuh.

Kookie:
He's nice, you just have to get to know each other!

You:
He's super weird tho.

[tortl]: I don't need everyone to know who I am.

[blossomhee]: Just send one to me!

Kookie:
Oh, and you aren't?

You:
Touché. Okay, I'm coming over. But only because I'm bored!

Kookie:
Yaaay!! Be there at 3 PM.

[tortl]: no.

[blossomhee]: Okay. I bet that you're ugly anyways.

[tortl]: I'm too sexy for your eyes yet.

[blossomhee]: Show mee your tiiittieees.

[tortl]: did you just call me fat?

[blossomhee]: Indirectly.

[tortl]: u dumb as fuck

[tortl]: tell me, what are you planning for today?

[blossomhee]: I'm going to someone's place I hardly know..

[blossomhee]: Oh damn, what did I get myself into?

I sighed.

[tortl]: Then why are you going there?

[tortl]: What is his name? Maybe I've heard of him.

[blossomhee]: Min fucking Yoongi.

[blossomhee]: Because 1. I'm bored and 2. my close friend, Jungkook, begged me to come over. He said we just needed to get to know each other.

[tortl]: well, maybe he is right?

[blossomhee]: *I am rolling my eyes*

[tortl]: *I will laugh at that later*

[blossomhee]: Fuck off.

[tortl]: damn, u rude too. Well, see you later, honey.

[blossomhee]: see you later?

[tortl]: ugh. You know what I meant.

[tortl]: text u later*