I has been tagged

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puss-in-books has tagged me and i have to list some pet peeves.(I'm a nerd and these aren't annoying to you but they are to me)

1. When you tell a car to go at a crosswalk and they keep telling you to cross

So like when you are close to a stop sign or a stoplight or whatever and there is a car there and you tell them to drive and they wave you across but you aren't even at the corner yet and you just keep telling them to go and then you finally go and they nearly run you over.

2. (pretty common one) People chewing with their mouth open

I don't fucking care if you have something important to say....WAIT TILL YOU HAVE SWALLOWED(also..dats what she said)

3. When people watch the movie first.SPOILERS FOR DIVERGENT IF U HAVEN'T READ

So for example divergent; In the book Tris dies, in the movies she doesn't. People who only watched the movies or saw them first assume the book got it wrong(when has that ever happened) and they are like WAIT SHE DIED or UR WRONGTHE MOVIE WAS FIRST(again when).

4. When adults treat me like in innocent.

(want to thank my PE, history and science teacher for not doing this and my brothers Also the first two are the same people) Like when they say something innapropriate and just assume we don't know what they are talking about. When we watch a movie and it mentions innpwopwiate things and people feel the need to explain...LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKING IT UP TO HER IN PRIVATE IN THE BEDROOM MEANS I'M LIKE 14, DIRTY MINDED, AND CONSTANTLY HAVE INTERNET ACCESS.

5. When tiny children try to act cool.

Like at my school the sixth graders will be like WHAT U LOOKING AT  when I walk by...i am not kidding I literally kicked one. They will try to talk about whatever we are talking about and act all adult like U ARE CHILDS JUST BE CHILDS FOR A WHILE. Oh yea and when they act like they know people they don't example: Classic Ben!!. They don't know Ben. Or when they try to just in general be near you

6. When guys sag their pants.

WOULD YOU BITCHES LIKE IT IF I WALKED AROUND WITH LIKE NO SHIRT ON OR LIKE IT ALL RIPPED AND SHIT(they probs would the creeps and also I sort of already do like half of the first one my clothes are questionable)

7. When people assume I'm religious.

I am one hundred percent an atheist, no question(for those of you who don't know that means I believe there is no God or higher power and  that the big bang created shit) And then people just talk to me about church like I'd know shot about it. Or like when I do something wrong and they ima end up in hell and they gasp when i say it doesn't exist.

THERE I DID IT TAG COMPLETED LET ME GO TO SLEEP

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