He already knows what it do
I take every paperclip and stick those motherfuckers together making a long ass chain
I use my devilish charm and convince Dylan to see how many he can bear down his throat
At roughly number 12 he spits out the words
"Nigga you gay"
that's all I needed
"Hell yeah I am"
We embrace and it feels like the first time, penis inside penis love.
We take a long sigh, take a breath, and think about about what we've done
"Nigga made a bridge, no homo"
Our two penises connected, Dylan being uncircumcised I shove my penis into his making a type of intangible feeling not connected by words
Just penisesAs our penises touch the power surges,
oh no
all my friends are coming over for my sleepover
We quickly unsheathe my penis and the power flickers on, swearing to never do such a thing again
Dylan sighs
"Well happy birthday, let's get back to those toes"