ya mummas so fat that when she fell of the roof know one laghed but the ground cracked up
ya mummas so fat that when she went to the beach the "wales sung we r family"
ya mummas so fat that when she sat on a ipod she made the ipad
ya mummas so fat that she plays pool with the whole solar system
ya mumas so old she sat behind jesus in 5th grade
ya mummas so old her first christmas was the first christmas
ya mummas so dumb she put catfood down her pants to feed her pussie
ya mummas so dumb that she got locked in woolworths and starved to death
ya mummas so ugly that people went as her for halloween
ya mummas so fat that when she put on a white sheet evryone thought she was antartica
ya mummas so fat that when she put on a yellow t-shirt people said taxi
ya mummas so fat that when she wore high heels she turned them into flip flops
ya mummas so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
ya mummas so poor she waves a iceblock around and calls it airconditioning
ya mummas so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
