VIC FEUNTES IS MY DAD?!?!

PARTAY

I opened the door, i looked up to see mitch, also known as the bajancanadian.

i want to get this straight, me and gigi are youtubers, we have 56 million subs but we haven't shown our faces. we lied about alot of things, they think we are one direction girly girls yet we are emo, and yes we cut. they think we are 23 so alot of them have crushes on us, we say we have a loving mom and dad and that we are sisters who live in a big mansion. There you have it, we lie alot.

"hi" i greeted nervously "hi, i seem to be at the wrong place, sorry, I was told the youtuber party was here but your not a girly girl, um bye" he said "WAIT, your at the right place" i laughed "oh, either bandit or gigi are mom's?" he frowned, see, i told you they have crushes "no, im bandit, come on in" i smiled, he walked in.

"you look really young" he laughed "i will explain later" i frowned.

SKIP TO WHEN EVERYONE IS HERE

i took gigi and the twins hands and made our way onto the counter, mitch arrived about five minutes ago and everyone kept piling in after. "hey everyone, so we have all said hi and everything but you have been very confused" i laughed, everyone nodded "well we have lied about ourselves, alot" gigi frowned "first, we don't like one direction, we would like to shoot them" i laughed "next, we are not girly in any way, we are emo" gigi continued "we are nowhere near the age of 23, it's been really awkward to hear most of you have crushes on us cause we're 15, gigi has a boyfriend who treats her well and me, im nobody's bitch so you haven't got a chance" i explained "and lastly, we live in a warhouse, this warhouse to be exact, our dad's didn't even know we existed yesterday and our mums abuse us, we live together, we look after these twins Sammy and Alex here and they have been doing well, we taught them Spanish as we are Mexican and we are currently teaching them vandalism, if you have a problem with us then tell us but we won't give a single shit" i finished "NOW LET'S PARTAY" Sammy and Alex shouted. everyone grabbed a beer and jumped around, they were all so nice. i turned the music on and the 4 of us began headbanging to 'perfect weapon by black veil brides'. everyone stoped and looked at us "IT'S CALLED HEADBANGING" Sammy screamed, everyone joined in and we were all wasted, i was drunk the most though cause I had a little to many shots, including two shots of absinthe. i was jumping everywere, i didnt know what I was for an hour. jerome stumbled towards me "heeeey, boodiful" he smiled, i could just taste the whiskey "hey jayrooome" i laughed, he leaned in but I quickly dodged his move "dont even try ya pedo, i ain't nobadyssss bitcha" i slurred "but whhhhy?" he drunkly asked "cause imma 15" i laughed, he shrugged and grabbed another drink.

HALF AN HOUR LATER

i nearly got layed 4 times, either from mitch or jerome, pedos. i wadled over to the twins who were wasted off there ass, they were holding onto Adams leg screaming "MY NARNIA KILL US ALL" i laughed at how adam was reacting, he was trying to shake them off his leg while shouting "LET GO, I NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM NARNIA" i walked over to gigi who was on the table dancing, boys around her, looking up her dress. i pushed them out the way and danced along "WOOP WOOP" i screamed "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU NEARLY GOT LAID?" gigi asked "4, BOTH BY MITCH AND JAYROOOOME" I laughed "HAHAHA, 3, ONE FROM ADAM AND 2 FROM SIMON LANE" she laughed "HAHAHA, YOU SHOULD GO WITH MITCH" i teased "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU BITCH" She laughed, her phone buzzed, she opened the message and laughed "GUESS I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW" "WE WILL KILL HIM WHEN WE'RE SOBRRRR" I slurred "GIRL, BREAK DOWN YOUR WALL AND GET WITH SOMEONE" she told me "YOU GO WITH MITCH AND I GO WITH JEROME, HAHAHA THATS FUNNY" "YH IT IS, HAHAHAHA, NOW LET'S GET SOME CIDER" she screamed.