JOTJB

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The next morning was shitty as all years.
The Birds were tweeting as f**king always and it's driving me insane.
I thought that only happens to gay people,
Oh yeah I am gay.
I woke up next to nothing but a white wall.
How racist I am but I really don't give a f**k about the wall.
I got up and picked some clothes to wear.
You know I really don't see why I have to change all the time.
I would only change my boxers and that's about it because I'm not a girl.
Lucky me?
Am I right.
Oh and if you don't know what a girl is?
Then I tell yeah.
Ok so a girl is I guess a girl with no d***k like me and I have no boobs but girls do and also we can have babies,
We do the funny part and after that the girls get the hard part.
Heh but to me.
I'm really sorry if anyone is listening to this.
I putted on blue jeans and a big cozy black shirt to wear oh and with my favourite rainbow jacket that says 'I'm Gay'.
Well you should know my name by know.
Wait you don't?
Oh well I tell yeah baby girl or boy-thing whatever.
So I guess my name is Mark Sean.
I know so dumb.
Right?
I mean who names there kid that.
I guess my idea is my parents.
My parents named me after some YouTubers.
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye I think.
It's super dumb because well I'm GAY.
I like boys.
It's kinda hard finding a boyfriend around here.
Well except for one.
I have a loveable boyfriend but I really don't love him,
I'm just kinda making sure he doesn't cheat on my gay back.
And well if he does cheat on me well he wish he was never born.
I make him pay.
And of course I will never tell him I faked my love for him.
If I did he would tell everyone.
And it's easy for me to fake it because I'm gay and I want love?
Totally makes sense.
I went downstairs to find my boyfriend making out with a chick.
I didn't cry I laughed and took out a judge of hot water.
I walked over to them and dumped it over them.
They both screamed and went quiet after looking at me.
"Hey baba" I smiled.
He gulped and waved.
I waved back and smiled evilly.
"I think you should running before I make your Life A Living Hell okay Baba?"
The girl got up and tired to slap me but I kicked her.
"You have no right to slap me you slut! Now go and have play kids!"
The girl took off running.
I heard the door close.
"Look I'm sorry and-"
"Save it,I saw everything I need to know about you! You cheater and oh don't forget this but your going to be living in hell, so don't try to run from me baba! Okay? Now run along kid!"
He frowned and ran outta the house.
I smiled and walked into the kitchen.
I took out out a big knife and smirked.
🎵oh who's going to die today🎵
I sang as I walked outta the house with the knife behind my back.
I saw lots of kids but one.
Oh he's lonely.
I should help him up.
I ran over to him and sat down right in front of him.
He looked up at me and froze.
"Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you I actually know your family I dated your sister so,Do you remember me?"
I lied.
And I loved it.
The boy suddenly smiled and jumped up and hugged me.
I smiled and got up too.
"I know you!!! Can we go to your house to play video games?"
I suddenly smirked evilly and nodded before running away with the boy in hand to my house.
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"LET ME GO!!! I WANNNA GO HOME!!! H-HELP M-me!! Please d-don't kill m-me..."
He screamed as I locked him in the cell.
I was downstairs in my basement where I have cells but never used them until now.
"Don't worry I never kill you! I'm going to use you! Now I feel you and bring you another playmate! Okay?"
The boy nodded before laying down on the old bed.
"Ok I bring another boy!"
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The boy screamed as I putted him in the  cell across from the other boy.
"So what's your guys names?"
The first boy I got said his name.
"I'm Ben..."
"I'm Jeff and I'm going to kill you!"
"Mmmm I guess your my test experiences... or whatever!"
I laughed.
"See you guys in the morning~"
I smirked as I turned off the lights.
-ThEnd-

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