The new guy~ Damien Haas (on hold)

Crushes

   I smiled as I walked into work, my little brother Brendon was coming to visit. I was texting my mom about it when I ran into someone. "Shit." I said as my phone bounced on the floor.
"Are you okay?" He asked me. I looked up to see Damien. My eyes widened and my stomach flutter.
"Uh, yeah I'm great. Better than great. My brothers coming to visit, well you don't need to know that. Why did I just say that. Uh, yeah I'm okay thanks for asking." I rambled.
"Oh here!" He said and handed me my phone. I nodded and walked away as fast as I could, that was awkward.

Damien's pov
"Dude, she so likes you."Shayne said, Emerging from a room. I shook my head at him, there was no way Eliza Bennett had a crush on me! "Did you see the way she was just acting?" Shayne questioned walking back into the room he was just in. I mean if Eliza Bennett actually liked me I would probably die.
   "Damien, Joven called out last minute can you fill in for him for this shoot?" Mari asked, poking her head out of the Smosh games office.
   "Yeppers." I said. I walked into the shoot, people were paring off. Everyone had a pair but me. There was Mari and Flitz, Noah and Wes, Shayne and Courtney, and then me. "Uh do I get a partner?" I asked the group.
   "Sorry I'm late! I got caught up talking to Boze." Eliza explained as she walked in. I almost rolled my eye, I feel like this was the work of Shayne and Courtney. I looked over at them and the pair was staring at us.
   "Eliza, you and Damien are in a pair. We are playing the Watch your Mouth! We have a bowl full of comments we are going to read and the other person has to guess." Courtney told us.
   "Guys we are about to start filming!" Matt Raub yelled.
   "Oh and it's live." Shayne added. Matt Raub gave us a signal and we all jumped into frame.
   "GAME BANG!" We all screamed. Eliza fell backwards into a bean bag chair and I helped her up.
   "Today we are playing Watch your Mouth again, due to popular demand. We have four different teams to compete for the best! Okay teams Introduce yourselves!"  Mari started.
   "NES!" Noah and Wes said in sync.
   "Flareon!" Flitz and Mari announced.
   "Shortbread." Courtney cheered.
    "Isn't that like pig brain?" Shayne asked.
     "No that's sweetbread." Eliza said and Shayne took note of that.
   "Oh and us, um, Distilled water!" Eliza tried.
   "You know everyone else has a cute play on words for their ship name, why can't we be as cute as them?" I complained to Eliza.
   "Noah and Wes's is just there regular ship name" Eliza said.
   "Actually NES is also a video game character." Wes explained.
   "Well shit." Eliza gave up. There was an awkward pause. "Wait this is live, we can't cut this out." Eliza said and we all realized what just happened.
   All of us put our mouth pieces in and started the game. NES was up first. " I want to date mawee." Noah spoke to the best of his ability.
  " I want to date Mari!" Wes yelled.
   "I'm sorry but I don't feel the same." Mari said and patted his shoulder.
   "Is oze Ian lack" Noah tried
   "Does Boze like crack?" Wes said skeptical.
   "No no no !" Noah said.
   Eliza and I waited patiently for the other teams to be done so we could go. When they were finished Eliza picked out of the bowl fist. "Elamien is my numher one shit." Eliza said.
   "Elamien is my number one ship!" I yelled back she picked a new piece of paper.
   "Courtney is hot." She said without a stutter.
   "Courtney is hot!" I spoke.
   "I want Eliza to huck me." She told me. I started to laugh really hard.
   "I want Eliza to fuck me, is that even on the card?" I asked her. She turned it a round to show me the card.
   "Damien is like a new level of hot with his glasses." She laughed.
   "Damien is like a new level of hot with his glasses." I recited back to her.

3rd person
   Courtney and Shayne laughed at the comments on the stream. All they were talking about were how Damien and Eliza are perfect together. "Time!" Flitz shouted.
   "You guys got a total of 43 how is that even possible?" Mari asked. Damien and Eliza didn't say anything they just chest bumped.
   "Team distilled water for life!" Eliza screamed.
   "That is still a terrible name." Damien laughed and shook his head.
   "Hey, I was under pressure!" Eliza retorted. Damien laughed at her and Mari sighed off the video.