Jalbert (My version)

Jake ,how could you.

As Albert was hugging Lana , he realised that she was hugging tighter and tighter, it was starting to hurt almost.

Lana texted the man soon after Albert wimped out.

. . .

Stay away from my Albert

(Lana)

What do you mean? Who is this..

(Jake)

I am Lana , Albert's girlfriend

(Lana)

...
How did you even get my number?

(Jake)

Secrets, and why did you kiss him , he does not even like you.

(Lana)

When was the last time you even kissed him? And of course he likes me , he is the one who kissed me.

(Jake)

. . .

(Lana)

I thought it was nice , he had the softest lips , he is a wonderful kisser , and you , did he even enjoy a kiss with you?

(Jake)

We did not even kiss. . .we have . . . but Albert always did it on my head. . .

(Lana)

I don't even think that's called a kiss. But it was nice having this talk , bye Albert's new Ex.

(Jake)

He did not even dump me yet!!

(Lana)

{He leaves chat}

Hello?

Hello!!!

Ugh!!!

{Leave's phone}

(Lana gets up and goes to Albert)

How dare you! , said Lana

What do you mean "how dare you"! , said Albert

*sigh* goodbye Albert, I am breaking up with you, JUST LIKE WHAT THAT MAN SAID!  , said Lana

Lana wait! , said Albert

But Lana already left before he could say another word. She grabbed her stuff and went out the door.

   Albert looked sad , but he was actually very happy , it was a strange emotion though , because he loved Lana , and now he doesn't mind if she leaves him.  He is happy with Jake , he wants to live a life with Jake , and he loves Jake.  Albert said his goodbyes and Lana left in tears. 

Lana looked back , but Albert looked away. So as she left , Albert got on his phone and asked if Jake could be his boyfriend. It was not hesitant , Jake replied as fast as SANIC , he said yes , Albert and Jake were finally together .

But Lana wants her revenge...